High School Kid Goes Yard And Flips His Bat Into Next Week

Not much feels better in sports than pissing on a baseball, and nothing is more awesomely disrespectful than watching it from the batter’s box as you flip the fuck out of your bat.

Annnnnnd he sends it to the first row. A souvenir for the pitcher’s girlfriend, who this kid will be fucking after the game.

Not his first time, either.

According to Deadspin, the flipper/girlfiend fucker is high schooler Dakota Limon. Hey wait this kid is from Austin. Austin High School, actually, which is a few miles from our office. Our boss man Madison is an AHS alum. We (Anderson HS – shouts to my Trojans) used to fuck up Austin High back when I was wearing spikes. Probably still are. First team all-district holler at your boy.

  1. CamBrady

    Always figured your sports writing would be geared more towards the t-ball to coach’s pitch range.

    9 years ago at 10:49 am
    1. RisingFratstarOfTX

      Think they’re running some kind of high-dollar eugenics program out there with their teams.

      9 years ago at 11:19 am
  2. JoeyTribbiani

    This kid should get ear holed next AB. No need for this shit. Act like you’ve done it before

    9 years ago at 11:08 am
  3. CrookedHalo

    Catcher calls for an out, team rushes home plate, Umpire just walks away.
    Intimidating the Umpire into calling ’em your way – TFM

    9 years ago at 11:55 am
  4. BobMotherFuckingBarker

    Love the hardos saying he should get drilled next time. Let the kid live a little. Make baseball fun again.

    9 years ago at 12:12 pm
  5. Brenfoley10

    Is it just me or does dorm pull the “I was the king in high school” card a weird amount?

    9 years ago at 4:15 pm