High School Kid Goes Yard And Flips His Bat Into Next Week
Not much feels better in sports than pissing on a baseball, and nothing is more awesomely disrespectful than watching it from the batter’s box as you flip the fuck out of your bat.
Annnnnnd he sends it to the first row. A souvenir for the pitcher’s girlfriend, who this kid will be fucking after the game.
Not his first time, either.
According to Deadspin, the flipper/girlfiend fucker is high schooler Dakota Limon. Hey wait this kid is from Austin. Austin High School, actually, which is a few miles from our office. Our boss man Madison is an AHS alum. We (Anderson HS – shouts to my Trojans) used to fuck up Austin High back when I was wearing spikes. Probably still are. First team all-district holler at your boy..
Always figured your sports writing would be geared more towards the t-ball to coach’s pitch range.
9 years ago at 10:49 amHigh school. NF
9 years ago at 10:51 amThe name Dakota, NF
9 years ago at 11:42 amLake Travis butt fucks Austin and Anderson HS around the 360 loop
9 years ago at 10:59 amI’m a Cav guy, too. I live out there
9 years ago at 11:00 amGood to know Dorn, I will inform LTISD elementary schools asap
9 years ago at 11:13 amThink they’re running some kind of high-dollar eugenics program out there with their teams.
9 years ago at 11:19 amThis kid should get ear holed next AB. No need for this shit. Act like you’ve done it before
9 years ago at 11:08 amThat’s how you guarantee a fastball to the dome your next time up.
9 years ago at 11:43 amGuess this was basically just commented. Fuck.
9 years ago at 11:44 amCatcher calls for an out, team rushes home plate, Umpire just walks away.
9 years ago at 11:55 amIntimidating the Umpire into calling ’em your way – TFM
The level of disrespect here is inspiring
9 years ago at 12:06 pmLove the hardos saying he should get drilled next time. Let the kid live a little. Make baseball fun again.
9 years ago at 12:12 pmAren’t high schoolers a little old for you Dorn?
9 years ago at 2:57 pmIs it just me or does dorm pull the “I was the king in high school” card a weird amount?
9 years ago at 4:15 pm