Hilarious Email Exchange: The Frat Guy and the “Lawyer”

The following email exchange is reported to be from the University of Southern California. Brett, the gullible fraternity guy seeks legal advice on Craigslist. via jockular.com

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    1. FratHawk

      That awkward moment when you reach to find a reason to talk shit on a team that has won the conference seven years in a row and is currently in the lead to have a share of it’s eighth, compared to the team that has never won even a share.

      13 years ago at 4:50 pm
    2. Fratquille BROneal

      That awkward moment when you realize you go to mizzou and you will never get anywhere in life

      13 years ago at 4:57 pm
    3. FratHawk

      That awkward moment when we’re all tied up, played the 3 and 4 seed twice already, and you still have to take a visit to Lawrence, KS. Good luck to you, boy.

      13 years ago at 8:49 pm
    4. gordonbombay

      ^ yeah, as much as I love our basketball team and think we have a legitimate shot at going to the final four, I’m well aware Lawrence will be almost impossible to get a win from. Shit happens.

      13 years ago at 9:43 pm
    5. FAFSince190Biz

      That awkward moment when you realize men care about football and not basketball. Then you realize your football team didn’t win a single conference game last season…Then you kill yourself.

      13 years ago at 12:00 am
    6. FratMuscle

      We treat basketball like dog fighting for humans, except a level below dog-fighting because they are all niqgers.

      13 years ago at 9:24 am
    1. BOSSHOG1869

      Because he’s as much of a dumbshit as your, or because your blowhole was getting tickled by Jerry Fratdusky’s nose hair?

      13 years ago at 6:51 pm
    2. Charleston FratEN

      “Your improper use of the English language shows how much of a dumbass you’re.”

      Try spelling it out next time champ. Laps.

      13 years ago at 7:54 pm
    3. grandfrat

      bosshog, ok so first you complain about the usage of the term FRAT, when in fact you are on a website called total FRAT move. Now, you call someone a dumbshit, for no apparent reason and can’t differentiate between your and you’re. Dude, please leave.

      13 years ago at 5:10 am
  1. SperryJam

    How did that Idiot not realize the Law firm had BenJarvis Green Ellis in the name?

    13 years ago at 4:31 pm
    1. five_fratpples

      nqejrvbnrjkvlenbivnrvk…sorry…I dozed off and hit my head on the keyboard.

      13 years ago at 8:17 pm
  2. Fratnanimous

    The level of intelligence in Southern California will never cease to amaze me

    13 years ago at 4:35 pm
    1. hAzeObama

      Bakersfield isn’t souther california, it’s a central shit hole in the middle of knowhere

      13 years ago at 4:52 pm
    1. ThinkThereforeFRAT

      Well, it would make much more sense if the “lawyer” was actually just a guy messing with the “frat guy” and that it’s only embarrassing to the frat guy.

      13 years ago at 5:33 pm
    2. Wilco Frat

      ^It’s pretty clear the guy pretending to be a lawyer is messing with him…unless you’re Autistic. But even then it’s still pretty clear.

      13 years ago at 5:40 pm
    3. TheFratFace1868

      Clearly he is pretending. BenJarvis Green-Ellis’ nickname is the “Law Firm” due to the similarities in name length.

      13 years ago at 10:09 am