Hilarious Tinder Profiles That Actually Exist, Part 10
8 years ago

Tinder can be a scary place.

anna
The only caveat is you have to help raise her half human/half horse child.
broc
This is a pretty smart business plan by ol’ Broc.
dylan
I assume the knife is because he likes to cook?
greek
Sorry, Turks.
dante
I wonder if Harambe and Dante’s mom ever HU…

If you’ve come across an absurd Tinder profile or have had a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to Jared@TotalFratMove.com

isa
Comparing yourself to Dylann Roof and saying you’re a more fucked up human than him is an interesting move.
john
This guy is the straightest shooter on Tinder.
matt
You heard him, ladies: he’s going to wreck your vagina so bad you may or may not grow a penis.
naomi
That’s impressive.
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      1. FratinaHat

        TFM has employed bots to lap any negative comments for the next few weeks.

        just look at any negative comment and it will have a ton of laps

        8 years ago at 1:00 am
  11. smithpm

    Surprised Jared doesn’t post hid profile, but then again, he’s probably on Grindr instead.

    8 years ago at 12:15 pm