Hilarious Tinder Profiles That Actually Exist, Part 5

Tinder can be a scary place.

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Hard, hard right swipe.
dorothy
Lick it, gurl.
joshua
Joshua is a straight shooter and I respect that.
evan
This picture raises so many questions that I am not entirely sure I want the answer to.
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Gotta be a bot, right?

If you’ve come across an absurd Tinder profile or have had a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to Jared@TotalFratMove.com.

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That’s beautiful.
david
David is my spirit animal.
john
Tinder’s gotta work out for him – he’s a legacy.
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“Kinky erotic hypnotist” is the best 3-word chain of all-time.
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A true feel-good story.
  1. HawaiianShirtFridays

    People have to be seriously dedicated to create a facebook profile just to make some of these.

    9 years ago at 3:00 pm
  2. USAFA17

    I matched with Aubree over the summer, can confirm that she is deserving of her notoriety for those lefty handjibbers

    9 years ago at 10:37 pm