Hilarious Tinder Profiles That Actually Exist, Part 5

christine
What happens if I pull one of your extra toes?
gus
Death
moni
She wants to get Nancy Kerrigan-ed.
sky
SUPER LIKE, SUPER LIKE, SUPER LIKE!!!
jasmine
Sounds like a fair trade.
becca
Ba dum tss!
clara
“I can see that your dog’s cute, now tell me about your pussy” – Every Tinder message she’s ever gotten ever
aubree
Michael Cera lookalikes rejoice!
aleisha
This girl knows how to get right swipes.
tony
Fuckin’ Tony. TFM.

If you’ve come across an absurd Tinder profile or have had a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to Jared@TotalFratMove.com.

Check out the first four installments of Hilarious Tinder Profiles That Actually Exist:

18 Hilarious Tinder Profiles That Actually Exist

Hilarious Tinder Profiles That Actually Exist, Part 2

Hilarious Tinder Profiles That Actually Exist, Part 3

Hilarious Tinder Profiles That Actually Exist, Part 4

  1. HawaiianShirtFridays

    People have to be seriously dedicated to create a facebook profile just to make some of these.

    9 years ago at 3:00 pm
  2. USAFA17

    I matched with Aubree over the summer, can confirm that she is deserving of her notoriety for those lefty handjibbers

    9 years ago at 10:37 pm