Hilarious Tinder Profiles That Actually Exist, Part 9
9 years ago

Tinder can be a scary place.

anita
Aren’t we all?
aurora
No, you hMu!
austin
This dude could munch a safety deposit box with tongue muscles like that.
don
He looks pretty awful for 23.
giovanni
Wait… are you going to have the sore butthole, or is he?

If you’ve come across an absurd Tinder profile or have had a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to Jared@TotalFratMove.com

haylie
What the shit does that mean?
jenifer
The frog fun fact at the end got me.
jordan
Gotta admit: if that bulge I had to censor is real, that’s impressive.
julio
Classic Julio.
kaitlyn
If you aren’t in a polka metal band, you can’t pet her chinchilla.
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  5. TopCommentReply

    20 bucks that’s dorn’s bulge and much more was censored than needed

    9 years ago at 8:28 am
  6. SharkWeekTFM

    Even in general, not a fan of whales. Well not like in general. I’m not racist, I just have not had a lot of personal experience and my personal preferences don’t go in that direction. Not that there is anything wrong with those who do prefer that sweet blubber as they sometimes call it.

    Even if I like eating blowhole, I’ll stick to that succulent, soft P. Porpoises .

    9 years ago at 8:41 am
    2. 24packInMyFratpack

      Hello! I am currently 20 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me but I promise you I’m different. On July 5th, I’m moving to Antarctica, home of the greatest walruses. I’ve been sliding on my stomach everywhere I go as part of my training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever.

      9 years ago at 11:45 am
  7. InternationalFratStudent

    Donald trump is going to build a huge app.. A massive wonderful app and he is going to throw all the fat chicks in it. He will make tinder great again

    9 years ago at 8:49 am