Hilarious Tinder Profiles That Actually Exist, Part 9
9 years ago

liz
She’s down with ramen, which could bode well for y’alls budgets.
makena
I think we know who Makena has winning the NF Bracket.
mare
Girl’s got puns for days.
matt
Husband material.
mike
That’s one way to circumvent the donor list.
sara
More importantly, which way is she facing in that picture??? I think I know, but I’m not 100% certain.
sarah
Isn’t that why everyone uses Tinder?
sophie
Love the Nathan For You reference.
teressa
HER AFTER WHAT???
tiera
Aggressive.

If you’ve come across an absurd Tinder profile or have had a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to Jared@TotalFratMove.com

Check out the previous installment in the series:

Hilarious Tinder Profiles That Actually Exist, Part 8

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  5. TopCommentReply

    20 bucks that’s dorn’s bulge and much more was censored than needed

    9 years ago at 8:28 am
  6. SharkWeekTFM

    Even in general, not a fan of whales. Well not like in general. I’m not racist, I just have not had a lot of personal experience and my personal preferences don’t go in that direction. Not that there is anything wrong with those who do prefer that sweet blubber as they sometimes call it.

    Even if I like eating blowhole, I’ll stick to that succulent, soft P. Porpoises .

    9 years ago at 8:41 am
    2. 24packInMyFratpack

      Hello! I am currently 20 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me but I promise you I’m different. On July 5th, I’m moving to Antarctica, home of the greatest walruses. I’ve been sliding on my stomach everywhere I go as part of my training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever.

      9 years ago at 11:45 am
  7. InternationalFratStudent

    Donald trump is going to build a huge app.. A massive wonderful app and he is going to throw all the fat chicks in it. He will make tinder great again

    9 years ago at 8:49 am