Hit Nothing But Net By Winning Big Money In The Playoffs

Summer is right around the corner, but your bank account is bone dry. Wouldn’t it be nice to go on a nice vacation, party your balls off with some fine ladies, and still have cash left over? What is a broke boy to do? Thankfully for you, DraftKings is giving you the opportunity to win big time dough so you don’t have to be that guy who’s just playing with his dick at home all summer.
Enter the $65K Contest NOW FOR FREE
The first is a special contest just for TFM that you can enter for a shot at the top prize of $5,000 in their NBA Sharpshooter contest. That’s enough money to make it rain at the club like Steph Curry makes it rain on defenses.
Don’t know how to play fantasy basketball? Quit being a whiny little bitch. It’s so easy to understand the rules on DraftKings that even your pledges can play, and they’re inbred mutant scum. You’re given $50,000 in cap space to put together a 8-man roster of straight ballers. That’s it. Easy as 1-2-3. This contest is completely free to first time depositors, otherwise it is $3 to enter. You’d be an idiot to not enter. Free money is free money, and your trust fund hasn’t kicked in yet. The top 5,150 get paid.
DraftKings is also giving you the opportunity to win even more money, because they love throwing dough your way. In addition to the Sharpshooter contest, they are hosting a $100K Playoff Special contest. The entry fee for this one is a measly $20. The same rules apply as in the first contest: you have a $50K salary cap to draft eight players. First place in the $100K Playoff Special contest will win $10,000.
Enter The $100K Contest NOW

If that wasn’t enough, DraftKings will be hosting a new contest every day throughout the playoffs. Hop on the money train. Sign up now before the contest fills and earn your shot at free money.
Catchy title intern. Where the fuck is fail Friday?
11 years ago at 10:59 amI think what you meant to say is “Win Big Money By Selling Out And Sacrificing Any Shred Of Dignity You Have Left”
11 years ago at 11:07 amHave you ever actually put your dong on titties?
11 years ago at 1:09 pmYeah yeah, sure sure
11 years ago at 11:20 amThanks
11 years ago at 11:30 pmIntern get your shit together and post Fail Friday.
11 years ago at 11:38 amSelling out for a quick buck. NF
11 years ago at 11:43 amChug bleach and die Intern.
Good point. Maybe we can all start paying so the site stays afloat. Would be much more logical than skipping a few advertisement articles for it to be free.
11 years ago at 1:46 pmIntern, did DraftKings at least take you out to dinner before you sucked their dick?
11 years ago at 11:49 amFail Friday
11 years ago at 2:27 pm