Homeless Vigilantes Knock Over Port-A-Potty While Horny Man Masturbates Inside
A group of homeless people in Oregon who were sick and disgusted by a man jerking off inside a nearby port-a-potty decided to teach him a lesson by knocking it over while he was still inside.
As KOMO News reports, the homeless individuals snuck up behind the port-a-potty and knocked it over, covering the masturbating man in gallons of human piss and shit.
Via KOMO:
It all started around 8 a.m. Thursday at the Eastbank Esplanade at the foot of Portland’s Hawthorne Bridge. Portland police say a 48-year-old homeless man was pleasuring himself inside a Honey Bucket portable toilet with the door wide open.
“(He) was flashing us over and over again, and we asked him multiple times and told him to stop and he wouldn’t,” a homeless woman said. “Our friend thought it would be funny to get up and jump behind the porta-potty and kick it.”
The 48-year-old man, who was covered in fecal matter, was rescued by Portland Fire and Rescue crews. Due to the circumstances, police did not arrest the man.
“Physically, he’s fine but he had a crappy day,” Willie Halliburton with Portland Police told KATU News, adding it was the first incident of its kind in his 27 years of police work.
“Fortunately for him, he had some clothing he could change into and clean himself up later on. It worked out OK.”
How will Portland respond to such admirable vigilante justice on the part of its homeless community? Well, police apparently opted out of arresting the masturbating guy. I guess they thought the punishment fit the crime, which is probably fair.
Lesson learned? Do not fuck with homeless people in Portland. They abide by no laws but their own..
[via KOMO]
Image via KOMO
Bacon what the fuck, defend yourself man.
10 years ago at 4:24 pmWhat a “jerk”
10 years ago at 4:25 pmAlmost
10 years ago at 4:49 pmA little more effort next time
10 years ago at 5:55 amThis is kind of hard-hitting frat news I’m looking for.
10 years ago at 4:25 pmExactly, nice to see a story like this showing the positive side of greek life rather than the liberal media trying to tear it down.
10 years ago at 4:33 pmHomeless fucks embracing their homelessness. What a time to be alive
10 years ago at 6:56 pmI don’t know why I needed to know this, but thank you
Goulet
10 years ago at 4:28 pmDon’t you dare sign off on your comments.
10 years ago at 4:32 pmWell someone doesn’t get a reference
10 years ago at 4:34 pmHow many articles involving people being covered in shit can you post in one day?
10 years ago at 4:28 pmTo be fair, it’s TFM. Everything is covered in shit
10 years ago at 4:48 pmThat’s pretty fucked up, at least wait until he’s finished.
10 years ago at 4:31 pmYou think you’re Fox News now?
10 years ago at 4:34 pm“He had a crappy day”
10 years ago at 4:46 pmThey could have at least given him a ride home. Oh wait never mind
10 years ago at 4:56 pmThis is the second poop related story today labeled NSFW. Where do you think we work, the Vatican?
10 years ago at 5:28 pm