HOOKER FIGHT! (But Really, Here’s A Video Of Three Vegas Hookers Fighting In The Street)

Rob Fox8 years ago

The nickname “Sin City” makes Las Vegas sound like it’s a sexy place. Gambling! Booze! Sex! Money! Drugs! Butts!(?) But sin isn’t always sexy. (Actually, statistically speaking, sin is probably pretty rarely sexy. There’s nothing hot about OD’ing on meth, or Joe Mixon’s intergender crisis management strategies, or me eating an entire stuffed crust pizza in one sitting.) Sometimes sin is just three angry, desperate, half-naked women rolling around in the middle of a dirty street, viciously beating one another over who gets to sell their bodies to drunk assholes on a certain corner.

So yeah here’s a video of that.

A quick critique of the video: FILM THIS SHIT SIDEWAYS ON YOUR PHONE. I know it’s easier to hold a phone up and down, but you don’t want to ruin a trash magic moment like this with crappy cinematography. They need to make a phone case where you can slide out a little handle to make it easier to film horizontally. The quality of World Star and Likeleak would skyrocket.

I love the guy at the end who’s like, “Alllllllllright, breaaaaaaakkkk it up girls” after they’ve already beaten the one prostitute to a pulp. Way to jump in and stop it up before anyone got hurt. You’re a real hero. Pretty sure whoever said that was either the guy who was filming, or his friend, i.e. one of the two guys who were pretty hyped to watch these hookers have it out at the beginning of the video. Don’t act like the reasonable one here, dude. You’re a huge piece of shit. I mean, I would act exactly the same way in that situation, but also, I’m a huge piece of shit.

I guarantee there was some cabbie on one of those streets with tourists in the backseat who were like, “What’s holding up traffic?” and he told them, in a dry tone and only half-interested to the altercation, “Eh some prostitutes fighting in the street it looks like,” to which they replied, “Does that happen a lot here?” and he just goes, “Like you wouldn’t believe.”

Sin City: it’s actually kind of gross..