Hoping your mom doesn't watch the news during spring break. TFM.

  1. Joystick

    These wall posts are beyond sad now. I’d rather read the back of the soap bottle while taking a shit than I would any of this wall posts.

    8 years ago at 5:03 pm
  2. Deadlift27

    I hate to break it to you salmonshorts but your mom sucked more dick on spring break then you ever will.

    8 years ago at 5:05 pm
  3. TheAnimal

    “And in breaking news, spring-breaker salmonshorts spent his night quietly masturbating and sobbing in a shared room because he couldn’t close at the Senor Frogs foam party.” You’re right wouldn’t want that either

    8 years ago at 9:29 am