Hot Girl Looks Damn Good In Mug Shot, Knows It, Owns It On Twitter
11 years ago

I’ve always had a fascination with hot women in mug shots. I don’t know if that means I’m attracted to bad girls in general, or if this is an actual thing that I have, and I should start looking into one of those “date an inmate” sites. Some chick in North Carolina was arrested for a narcotics charge. Makes sense–not much to do in North Carolina other than drugs, anyway. Upon her release, she tweeted, “Surrendered myself at 7 a.m., got released at 11:30 a.m. Fuck what you heard. And my mugshot’s cute.” She’s not wrong.

Hot Girl Looks Good In Her Mug Shot And She Damn Well Knows It

When interested parties inquired as to the specifics of her charges, she replied “Xanax homie.” Smoking hot, confident, and succinct. I think I’m in love with this girl.

You might think that’s the end of the story, but here’s what I’m wondering. Why is she saying, “fuck what you heard”? First off, I didn’t hear anything, lady, so stop assuming that the rumors about you are so prevalent. Secondly, what are these things people have allegedly heard that need to be fucked? Are people saying you were arrested for, like, prostitution or something? I need to know what was heard.

Also, you can slide into my DMs any day. Bring Xanax.

[via The Smoking Gun]

  2. Buford T. Justice

    Anybody with a Xanax habit isn’t getting up at 7am to head to the police station

    11 years ago at 5:00 pm
  5. inhocFaF

    She seems like she has RBF (resting bitch face). Probably why she got into the xanax game.

    11 years ago at 5:26 pm
  6. m00nman

    She’s just thinking about all the Xanax she has waiting for her back at her place

    11 years ago at 5:40 pm
  11. SteveLyons

    Upstairs I got Xans in an Advil bottle, I don’t take them shits. But you do, so I got ’em for you

    11 years ago at 6:30 pm