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“Hot Israeli Army Girls” Is Far And Away The Best Follow On Instagram
9 years ago

Like the good Jew that I am, I’ve decided to finally make the trip to Israel. I’ll tell my mother that it’s to learn more about my culture and faith, but lesbi honest: Birthright is a sex trip just waiting to be turned into a low budget straight-to-DVD movie with gratuitous nudity.

In preparation for my voyage, I decided to do some scouting to see what the prospects look like in the Holy Land. During the course of my studies, I came across an Instagram that I can’t recommend enough: Hot Israeli Army Girls. Now, everyone knows that when you’re an Israeli, you have to join the IDF. So these chicks are not only hot, but they could also kill in like 37 different ways. If that doesn’t give you a fear boner, you don’t have a pulse.

Shabbat Shalom, mothafuckas.

P.S. — You think Israeli chicks ask their waxers to give them the Gaza Strip? You know, like instead of a landing strip? Just a thought.

  5. Chabroni

    It’s worth checking out just to look at the comments between the Israelis and Palestinians on the photos.

    9 years ago at 9:13 am
    1. MalcolmSex

      Half of the comments are in Arabic so not too much help in the translation department

      9 years ago at 10:10 am
  6. Pete_Jones

    “Hot Israeli Army Girls” Is Far And Away The Best….”

    Words are hard and titles messy. Here are photos.

    9 years ago at 9:17 am
  7. TheeRockySulli

    Visited my brother who is a marine recently. Who knew the Israeli girls were 12x hotter than the Wookiees down in Oceanside, you just assume they would fit the California girl stereotype. No. No, not at all.

    9 years ago at 10:05 am
  8. Pete_Jones

    I rate this account 9/11 because it is suspicious and requires further investigation.

    9 years ago at 10:12 am
  9. TaylorSwiftsPubeGroomer

    Just what I need… A girl that can ear hole me with a sniper round from a half a mile away

    9 years ago at 10:24 am