Hot Oakland Raiders Fan Does Worst Beer Bong Of All-Time
I’ve seen some bad beer bongs in my day, but there’s usually some extenuating circumstance that caused the bonger’s demise. A three-story tube, liquor, dip spit — all are understandable failure causers. This hot Oakland Raiders fan has none of that going on. Chick just can’t bong.
She did not do anything remotely resembling justice to that expertly-crafted beer bong (box bong?). Just pure, unequivocated failure in the form of backwashed brew.
It would be hard to watch if she wasn’t so easy to look at..
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This got me half-way torqued.
10 years ago at 5:25 pmSeeing Amy Schumer in a bikini on a daily basis is starting to take a serious toll on my mental health. Just stop it, man.
10 years ago at 8:30 pmThat gut in your photo does the same job.
10 years ago at 5:24 amThis perfectly describes the entire Oakland Raiders terrible fan base
10 years ago at 5:28 pmPat fucked my girl in 09. Never been more proud.
10 years ago at 6:07 pmWould be very aroused by her if she wasn’t a Raiders fan.
10 years ago at 5:37 pmShe spits
10 years ago at 5:38 pmSpitters are quitters
10 years ago at 6:03 pmFinally, a mannequin my dick can fit in.
10 years ago at 6:06 pmI sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
10 years ago at 6:08 pmStop
10 years ago at 6:23 pmWell we appreciate the effort, pal.
10 years ago at 6:24 pm1st off, this wasn’t only weird, it was well thought out weird. 2nd off, a pug? Really? Figure it out man
10 years ago at 12:36 amYou pretty much exactly stole this from The Duffel Blog. Fuck you.
10 years ago at 11:09 amhttp://www.duffelblog.com/2015/03/op-ed-i-sexually-identify-as-an-a-10-thunderbolt/
He stole it word for word from UD
10 years ago at 3:31 pmhttp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=helisexual
When did the lackadaisical fuck named Steve Holt become cool? He has the 3 hugest comment on this with some gay shit because he apparently can’t get anybody except for mannequins. And he got roughly twice the ups as my comment on the nude apartment girl post with a crack at my mom, which doesn’t really bother me. But what the fuck Grandex. Black ball this motherfucker from existence.
10 years ago at 7:09 pmDamn Pattern this shit keeps you up at night, huh?
10 years ago at 9:43 pm“Dear diary,
Today, SteveHolt got more upvotes than me on tfm. Why must he torment me any longer? My spirit is breaking.”
ThePatternIsFull
10 years ago at 4:19 pmAnother SteveHolt comment not being downvoted. Oh btw, fuck you!!
10 years ago at 9:22 pmThat beer bong would make a great project for pledges.
10 years ago at 6:06 pmwould let her blow me !
10 years ago at 6:31 pmyou are all gays
10 years ago at 7:27 pmGirl on her knees 1, female mannequin if drunk.
10 years ago at 6:49 pmI think Jared is Steve Holt. Although, Dan is still a likely candidate. If you notice, Jared has mocked Holt on multiple occasions. This article was short, and over all shit…a lot like a Steve Holt article. I’m suspicious of you DeVry.
10 years ago at 7:50 pm