A Mathematically Perfect Ranking Of The 37 Hottest College Girls On Earth

Ross Bolen8 years ago

We run a world-renowned Instagram account by the name of @TFMgirls which features the hottest college girls in the world on a daily basis. It is known. We’re talking nearly a million followers. You should probably get on that if for some reason you haven’t already unless you’re literally blind and therefore can’t see with your eyes.

I bring this Instagram account up only to say that we now have access to certain scientifically-powered mathematical analytics that allow us to see the most popular girls ever featured on @TFMgirls, and by using a ratio of likes, comments, shares, and other significant statistics, we have determined the 37 hottest college girls in the world and expect to be honored with the Nobel Peace Prize in return.

Send your girlfriend shopping, close the blinds, secure that belt around your neck, and enjoy.

37. Kendall from University of Southern California

36. Kristin from Towson University

35. Brianna from Florida Atlantic University

34. Maggie from Virginia Tech

33. Karina from University of Western Ontario

32. Madie from Clemson University

31. Jennica from Florida State University

30. Jenna from University of Milwaukee-Wisconsin

29. Sydney from Old Dominion University

28. Mariah from San Diego State University