Hottest Moments From Yesterday’s Snapchat Takeover
9 years ago

If you aren’t following our Snapchat (TFMofficial), you should fucking slap yourself. Yesterday, a dime took over our account for your viewing pleasure, and if you’re not following us, you obviously missed the boner boat. If you want to add her on Snapchat and follow her on Instagram, her Snapchat is BriTeresi and her Instagram is @BriTeresi.

Fortunately for you, we’ve included a recap below, featuring some of the hottest moments from yesterday’s takeover to slake your immediate lust. Be sure to add us on Snapchat (TFMofficial) so you don’t miss out in the future, because we don’t do freebie recaps like this often, and enjoy the fire below.

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If you’re interested in doing a Snapchat takeover on our account, email TFMintern@Grandex.co (not .com).

    1. WorldsWorstCommenter

      Just like how unimpressed she’d be of the chick you scored with most recently.

      9 years ago at 10:26 pm
  8. WorldsWorstCommenter

    Fuck all you monkey blumpkins. We scared off one babe already, I’m not looking to scare off another. Remember don’t bash the babes, that’s the job of her father or whatever male figure is in her life. These babes come to us for recognition of their efforts. Don’t blow another smoke away you smelly nigga bagguetes.

    9 years ago at 10:22 pm
    1. WorldsWorstCommenter

      And yes I know my commenting has been excessive today but my balls have been blue for the past week and I really was trying to ease my frustration on the IBOTW because my Christian mom blocked all porn sites so YEAH NOW YOU HULA HOOP SHAPED TURDS ARE CAUSING ME GREAT STRESS AND SEXUAL DISPLEASURE AND I DIDN’T WANT TO TYPE THIS COMMENT BECAUSE IT MAKES THINGS INCREDIBLY AWKWARD BUT MY NUT SACK LOOKS LIKE A HAMMERHEAD SHARK AND IM IN A LOT OF AGONY. FUCK I NEED TO STICK MY DICK IN SOMETHING.

      9 years ago at 10:32 pm
      1. WorldsWorstCommenter

        I FELT A BREEZE ON MY GENITALS WHILE WALKING MY DOGS AND I GOT AN ERECTION. THATS ALL IT TAKES NOW. MY WALKS HAVE BECOME MUCH MORE DIFFICULT BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I HAVE AN UTTER BETWEEN MY THIGHS.

        9 years ago at 10:35 pm
      2. WorldsWorstCommenter

        I FIND MYSELF TAKING LARGE BREATHS OF OXYGEN WHENEVER THINK OF THE TITS OF A WOMAN. MY LITTLE SISTERS PET CHIHUAHUA DIED RECENTLY AND I HAD A HARD ONE AT THE DOG FUNERAL. SURE I MIGHT HAVE HAD A BONER IN GENERAL KNOWING THAT LITTLE DEVIL DOG STOPPED BREATHING BUT THAT WAS NOT WHY MY WHITE CHOCOLATE SNICKERS WASN’T FUN SIZED ANYMORE.

        9 years ago at 10:38 pm
      3. WorldsWorstCommenter

        I HAVE BURNED ALL THE SWEATPANTS SANTA GAVE ME FOR CHRISTMAS BECAUSE I CANT WEAR THEM. AND WHEN I TRIED TO PEE TO PUT THE FIRE OUT IN THE END, I HAD TO BEND ALL THE WAY OVER BECAUSE MY ERECTION WOULDN’T COOPERATE. NOW I HAVE TO PASS MY WITH THE ORANGE PANTS MY MOM BOUGHT ME FOR CHURCH AND ALL THE NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS ASK ME WHEN WILLY WONKA WANTS ME BACK AT THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY.

        9 years ago at 10:42 pm
      4. WorldsWorstCommenter

        I’M NOT EVEN THAT SHORT AND YET THEY CAN MAKE THAT JOKE. HONESTLY IM NOT EVEN NOT CONSIDERING THAT JOB. I WOULD GET TO WORK IN A FUCKING CHOCOLATE FACTORY. I GIVE MYSELF A YEAR THERE BEFORE I DEVELOP DIABETES. ON SECOND THOUGHT, FUCK NO IM NOT WORKING AS AN OOMPA LOOMPA. THAT MOVIE WAS A LIE BECAUSE ALL THOSE LITTLE WHIGGERS SHOULD HAVE BEEN BLOATED LIKE BALLOONS.

        9 years ago at 10:45 pm
      5. WorldsWorstCommenter

        THE MOST RECENT PAIR OF TITTIES I SAW WERE MY MOM’S BECAUSE SHE ACCIDENTALLY LEFT HER BEDROOM DOOR OPEN. AND IT GAVE ME A BONER. IM 100% AGAINST THAT DEEP SOUTH INCEST SHIT BUT I GOT A HARD-ON. MY MOMS NOT EVEN HOT SHES LIKE A 6/10 AT BEST FOR HER AGE AND HER TITTIES ARE SURPRISINGLY NOT TOO SAGGY AND NICE. AND WHY THE FUCK AM I TALKING ABOUT MY MOMS BREASTS!? WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS SO WEIRD! FUUUUCKKKK!

        9 years ago at 10:48 pm
    2. Back In My Days

      I think it’s time you put back your mom’s Kahlua and get to know the ladies of the Sears catalog.

      9 years ago at 11:05 pm
  9. RichardKuntz

    This bitch looks like a soggy McDouble wrapper. Stop letting her use the snapchat.

    9 years ago at 12:32 am