Today I ate an authentic Georgia peach for the first time. Her name was Savannah. TFM.

    1. Tom Fratty

      Really? You knowingly made you user name EdHardy on an obviously anti-douchebag website? Go back to mylifeisbro and to drinking your Vodka and Red Bull.

      14 years ago at 10:43 pm
    1. Kenny_Powers

      That comment might be more overused than the dildo in one of your dads’ sock drawer.

      14 years ago at 3:42 pm
    2. ArnoldPalmer777

      I’m sure you would know all about “being overused” following your short stint in county for propositioning a police officer. How does it feel to know that your asshole is worth a pack of Marlboro lights?

      14 years ago at 5:10 pm
    3. Kenny_Powers

      I see I might have struck a nerve. Was it awkward on bring your dad to school day? Who got the drapes in the divorce?

      14 years ago at 5:12 pm
    4. ArnoldPalmer777

      Neh…no nerve…but I figured since ur not gonna stop with the “gay” gay jokes, I might as well play along lol. Speaking of divorce, I’m guessing you are a product of it? Nothing to be ashamed of tho…contrary to what your father may think, I’m sure your mom had no idea what you and your uncle were doing in the basement. Nothing 6 years of therapy can’t fix (6 years…thats about right isn’t it?)

      14 years ago at 5:16 pm
    5. Kenny_Powers

      Well that makes me better than you, I bet you can’t say that you have been the star of a movie that has been downloaded over 562 times.

      14 years ago at 5:24 pm
    6. ArnoldPalmer777

      No I can’t “say” it…mainly because I haven’t found enough loop holes in Megan’s Law.

      14 years ago at 5:28 pm
    7. Kenny_Powers

      Maybe you can show it, we could collaborate on a movie. What I lost in dignity, I gained in experience.

      14 years ago at 5:31 pm
    8. ArnoldPalmer777

      I would LOVE to colaberate but it will have to wait until the season finale’s of both “Toddlers and Tiaras” and “Dance Moms” are over. Until then, I could get you a great deal on a gently used van that smells like urine and crayons.

      14 years ago at 5:45 pm
    9. Fratlas_Shrugged

      ^^ Wow… really guys? Talk about bottom tier bitch talking. It’s like two midgets comparing dick sizes.

      14 years ago at 5:58 pm
    10. ArnoldPalmer777

      ^ Thats not cool man…its a disability. That joke was in really poor taste. Have some decency.

      14 years ago at 6:01 pm
    11. ArnoldPalmer777

      ^ psh…I WISH! Pike only takes the best of the best of the best. I’m thinking about fore-fitting all of my credit hours just to be a freshman and pledge again. Maybe then I’ll get a Pike bid! (fingers crossed)

      14 years ago at 6:21 pm
    12. The Piker

      ^when a guy runs from an errant golf ball, simultaneously getting in better shape while avoiding the hit.

      14 years ago at 9:24 pm
    13. ArnoldPalmer777

      Thanks Piker lol…fuckin Auto correct…and really Success? That wasn’t obvious to you? It’s one thing to be a Troll but don’t be a douche

      14 years ago at 9:41 pm
    1. ArnoldPalmer777

      except in a truck…because then she will tell everyone the size of your penis. FUCK YOU LAUREN…i mean…what?

      14 years ago at 5:49 pm