“The New Yorker is not high-brow. Neither is The Economist.”
This is false and seems a little try hardish, like he’s trying to knock pontificating layabouts. I get it that phony pseuds are likely to humble brag about what they read in these publications, but even so, the smartest and wealthiest families I know have both of these mailed to their ski, vacation and primary homes
You do realize the humourist made that his first bullet because he attended a non target and was previously in an industry obsessed with and full of Ivy credentials, right? Examine motives.
“try hardish,” “pontificating,” “pseuds” (WTF) “humble brag,” while bragging about the smartest and wealthiest families you know having three homes. Good riddance.
He’s so right, hotels do have the best bathrooms publicly.
11 years ago at 11:53 am
11 years ago at 11:53 amOne greatest TFM articles ever wrote.
11 years ago at 11:56 am“The New Yorker is not high-brow. Neither is The Economist.”
This is false and seems a little try hardish, like he’s trying to knock pontificating layabouts. I get it that phony pseuds are likely to humble brag about what they read in these publications, but even so, the smartest and wealthiest families I know have both of these mailed to their ski, vacation and primary homes
11 years ago at 1:17 pmGod, Vanderbilt Law kids are awful
11 years ago at 1:36 pmI think the general consensus was that there’s no way he actually goes there.
11 years ago at 6:13 pmI know I good many of them personally. They’re generally awful.
11 years ago at 9:45 amYou do realize that your username contradicts the first bullet of this entire list, right?
11 years ago at 1:46 pmYou do realize the humourist made that his first bullet because he attended a non target and was previously in an industry obsessed with and full of Ivy credentials, right? Examine motives.
11 years ago at 3:31 pmGreat this fuckers back.
11 years ago at 3:37 pmFinally blackballed. It’s a dam miracle.
11 years ago at 3:35 pmRead the fucking annotation and while you’re at it, refer yourself to bullet #1.
11 years ago at 5:16 pm“try hardish,” “pontificating,” “pseuds” (WTF) “humble brag,” while bragging about the smartest and wealthiest families you know having three homes. Good riddance.
11 years ago at 11:19 pmpseudo intellects… HTH
11 years ago at 8:29 amNot written for TFM. But ya good shit.
11 years ago at 5:00 pmThis guys is a professional multitasked: Alcoholic and Businessman.
11 years ago at 11:59 amBuc-ee’s bathrooms > hotel bathrooms.
11 years ago at 12:03 pmThis is a nice list. If I may add one piece of advice, “Optimism is vital. Always pack a swimsuit.”
11 years ago at 12:21 pmUndershirts. NF
11 years ago at 12:24 pmYour visual back, armpit, and under-boob sweat is NF, Christopher.
11 years ago at 1:29 pmThis is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever read.
11 years ago at 12:27 pmBut GSElevator doesn’t work for GS…
11 years ago at 12:30 pmHe did though…
11 years ago at 1:36 pmNo he didn’t. He was offered a job but a non-compete clause made it so he couldn’t accept.
11 years ago at 2:33 pmHuh, good catch. Funny how much nonsense you can find on the internet. Still, he worked in-industry and is hilarious.
11 years ago at 2:49 pmI have a better version:
How to Be a Man: Don’t Give a Fuck About Stupid Shit Like This
11 years ago at 12:31 pmSo the manly thing to do is to share your negative opinion on an article you don’t care about?
11 years ago at 2:06 pmAny other obnoxious statements you need to let loose?
11 years ago at 2:16 pmYour father doesn’t love you.
11 years ago at 2:31 pm