How’s An Extra $400,000 To Blow At The Hotel’s Casino On That Family Vacation Sound?

Christmas is right around the corner and you need some cash to buy people (yourself) presents. You’ve been spending your money all throughout the semester on booze and babes, because college, so you’re in a pinch. Enter DraftKings. They’re here to make your life easier this Christmas.
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Our good friends over at DraftKings are holding a special contest just for TFM that you can enter for a shot at the top prize of $50,000 in their NFL $400K Flea Flicker Championship. With $50,000, you might as well be fucking Santa Claus himself this Christmas. You will be hero at home, not necessarily to your family, but to the girls you make it rain thousands on while they dance around you naked and chant your name.
The rules on DraftKings are simple. You’re given $50,000 in cap space to put together a team that will score the most fantasy points. Win big NOW, because waiting an entire season for a payout is for geeds. You’re not a geed, are you?
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The entry fee for this shindig is $5, which is the exact amount I got for my Christmas bonus. And then I had to buy Dorn a can with that money, so I had to steal $5 out of my mom’s purse. First place in the NFL $400K Flea Flicker Championship will take home $50,000 in cold hard cash. I’ll pay her back.

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I’ll pay you $400,000 to chug 4 gallons of bleach, intern.
11 years ago at 12:01 pmNo.
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11 years ago at 10:07 pm