The cop that pulled me over leaving with a greater knowledge of constitutional rights. TFM.

    1. UK_KA

      That feels good… Masturbate afterwards. It gives you this sensational tingly feeling. Nothing beats it

      13 years ago at 10:45 pm
  1. Ron Washington

    Ya I’m sure. In reality, the cops can do nearly whatever they want if they pull you over legally. There are very little protections for one pulled over in a car.

    13 years ago at 8:44 pm
    1. Ron Washington

      You’re right, I misspoke a bit. The cops cannot do anything they want. What I should have said is that what the cops are legally allowed to do is far more broad than what most people think.

      13 years ago at 12:02 pm
    2. Officer TJ Hooker

      They actually cannot do a lot because of a little thing called reasonable expectation of privacy…trust me I’m an officer.

      13 years ago at 4:49 pm
    1. brostock

      Eh, from someone who’s had lots of run-ins with the HPD, lots of them are pretty chill.

      13 years ago at 3:48 am
    2. Born Wearing Sperrys

      Actually, I deal with the Hawaii 5-0 almost on the daily and I can tell you that most are quality guys.

      13 years ago at 8:36 am
    3. “Yeah, I get pulled over because I’m a bad driver, speeding and shit. Getting pulled over is just another cool thing that happens to me daily”

      13 years ago at 11:54 am
      1. Livefree_Frathard769

        HPD is Honolulu, which serves the island of Oahu. Each of the other island have their own county police which serves the rest of that specific island.

        12 years ago at 12:28 am
  2. Stoned Wall Jackson

    This actually never happened, why don’t you sit the next few rounds out champ

    13 years ago at 11:09 am