Hundreds Of Horny Brits Will Simulate Sex Positions Outside Parliament To Protest Porn Censorship
In a unifying stance against the prudish, oppressive, anti-porn British Parliament, 500 horny Brits plan to simulate sex positions outside of Old Palace Yard in Westminster on Friday.
Parliament recently outlawed a variety of pornographic sexual imagery on the internet, including spanking, aggressive whipping, penetration by any object “associated with violence,” physical or verbal abuse (consensual or not), urination in sexual contexts, female ejaculation, strangulation, face-sitting, and fisting.
To voice their displeasure, the people attending #PORNPROTEST2014 will attempt to leave British councilmen tucking in boners while breaking the world record for face-sitting, one of the many sexual practices facing an internet ban.
From The Independent:
#PornProtest will attempt to break the Guinness World Record for ‘face-sitting’ (an act that could face censorship) and hold a ‘Sex Factor’ game show, both using fully-clothed participants.
Wow, a world record! If that doesn’t sway the brutes of Parliament, I don’t know what will.
Protestors say these ambiguous porn laws threaten their personal liberties.
The protest is the brainchild of Sex Worker of the Year 2013 Charlotte Rose, who said: “These laws are not only sexist but they taking away people’s choices without consent. Personal liberty is what we are fighting for on Friday which no one has the right to take away from somebody else.”
British viewership for videos including sexual urination, fisting, object penetration, and/or strangulation is probably on the lower end of the spectrum, but the real kicker is that Parliament is openly saying “we don’t want to see women ejaculate.” That’s pretty fucked up.
I don’t have a dog in the feminism versus anti-feminism movement, but if the U.S. government ever did anything like this, I could see myself face-sitting on Capitol Hill in protest.
If the ban is passed through Parliament, and many don’t expect it to be annulled, it could be the end of British-produced porn as we know it..
[via The Independent]
Image via YouTube
Now this is a protest I can get behind.
11 years ago at 2:23 pmYou mean underneath??
11 years ago at 7:37 amTake notes liberals. This is how you protest.
11 years ago at 2:28 pmSo it’s a “face sit-in” protest?
11 years ago at 2:29 pmJust one of the many reasons why we separated from these boners. Merica’.
11 years ago at 2:34 pmThis right here is why we declared our independence from British tyranny my fellow Americans. So we can live in a land free of injustice, a land where we can stranglebate while a girl sits on our face without fear of repercussion. A land that I love so very much.
11 years ago at 2:50 pmShow us your tits!!!
11 years ago at 2:51 pmBecause once you’ve watched two Japanese girls in roller skates throw up on each other, you can’t exactly go back to Play Boy.
11 years ago at 3:22 pmWe shall overcum. We shall overcum.
11 years ago at 3:24 pmahh Great Britain, America’s older fuck up of a brother
11 years ago at 3:30 pmIt’s ok guys i’ll start putting on my running shoes
11 years ago at 3:33 pmIs #buttstuff still allowed?
11 years ago at 3:36 pm