I Can’t Get Enough Of These Two Drunk Bimbos Fist-Fighting On A Raft
I wish I had more information about this video, but I don’t. What I can tell you is what you will see: two drunk idiot girls fighting on a raft while a bunch of kayakers and a raft guide beg them to stop. It is hysterical.
They are apparently sisters, and this whole thing went down on the lower Nanatahala Gorge in North Carolina. No word on whether or not they were arrested, but I bet they are not welcome back at that rafting company ever again.
This video leaves me asking so many questions. Why are they fighting on a raft? Is one trying to drown the other? What is their end goal? Who is the other chick awkwardly sitting in the corner? I hope it’s a third sister who has to explain that “every family gathering ends like this.”
This also leaves me wondering whether or not drinking before a rafting trip is a good idea. I understand drinking is an acceptable practice in a lot of situations, but rafting is dangerous as fuck. I think I’d be too much of a baby to down some hard liquor before maneuvering my way through some Grade 3s and 4s..
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So let me get this straight. You see a video on your newsfeed, watch it halfway through, write basically nothing about it, and then call that an article? Please t-bag a blender.
10 years ago at 10:27 amLet em work it out.
10 years ago at 1:08 pmHow badly do you wish it was Fisting instead of Fist-Fighting?
10 years ago at 10:27 amFor the record, I assumed it was dudes fighting
10 years ago at 3:50 pmZero fucks given by these broads. Crack a beer and enjoy the show.
10 years ago at 10:38 amThis is the lazy even for you steve put in some effort you worthless piece of shit
10 years ago at 10:44 amOr don’t put in any effort at all and just stop writing them
10 years ago at 11:58 amI’d love to see a video of Dorn dumping a bucket of prostitute pubes on your head
10 years ago at 10:48 amThe type of prostitutes Dorn gets don’t have pubes yet.
10 years ago at 11:16 amSteve who told you that you were allowed to use the word “bimbo” you lowlife scum
10 years ago at 10:52 amSoo why are there four supervisors on kayaks surrounding the two customers in the raft, on the tamest looking river in North America? That’s what I would like to know
10 years ago at 10:56 amAs “Steve Holt-ish” and non-fraternity related this article was, I did laugh at the video. Mostly the third girl not doing anything to help.
Also, I’m a terrible quarterback.
10 years ago at 11:39 amHolt, I heard if you drink a bottle bleach you get really drunk.
10 years ago at 11:49 amHow often does the topic of firing Steve get kicked around the office?
10 years ago at 12:24 pm