I Can’t Get Enough Of These Two Drunk Bimbos Fist-Fighting On A Raft

I wish I had more information about this video, but I don’t. What I can tell you is what you will see: two drunk idiot girls fighting on a raft while a bunch of kayakers and a raft guide beg them to stop. It is hysterical.

They are apparently sisters, and this whole thing went down on the lower Nanatahala Gorge in North Carolina. No word on whether or not they were arrested, but I bet they are not welcome back at that rafting company ever again.

This video leaves me asking so many questions. Why are they fighting on a raft? Is one trying to drown the other? What is their end goal? Who is the other chick awkwardly sitting in the corner? I hope it’s a third sister who has to explain that “every family gathering ends like this.”

This also leaves me wondering whether or not drinking before a rafting trip is a good idea. I understand drinking is an acceptable practice in a lot of situations, but rafting is dangerous as fuck. I think I’d be too much of a baby to down some hard liquor before maneuvering my way through some Grade 3s and 4s.

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  1. McFratting

    So let me get this straight. You see a video on your newsfeed, watch it halfway through, write basically nothing about it, and then call that an article? Please t-bag a blender.

    10 years ago at 10:27 am
  2. Fratty_Boh 24

    This is the lazy even for you steve put in some effort you worthless piece of shit

    10 years ago at 10:44 am
  3. StoryTeller

    I’d love to see a video of Dorn dumping a bucket of prostitute pubes on your head

    10 years ago at 10:48 am
  4. peewhereshepoops

    Steve who told you that you were allowed to use the word “bimbo” you lowlife scum

    10 years ago at 10:52 am
  5. YoungAndDisappointing

    Soo why are there four supervisors on kayaks surrounding the two customers in the raft, on the tamest looking river in North America? That’s what I would like to know

    10 years ago at 10:56 am
  6. BrandonWeeden

    As “Steve Holt-ish” and non-fraternity related this article was, I did laugh at the video. Mostly the third girl not doing anything to help.

    Also, I’m a terrible quarterback.

    10 years ago at 11:39 am