I Can’t Stop Watching This Video Of A Gay Man Turning Straight In Front Of His Church Congregation
I keep watching this video over and over because it’s laugh-out-loud funny and keeps getting better each time. In it, a flamboyantly dressed “formerly” gay man stands in front of a church congregation and enthusiastically informs them that he is no longer gay, that the church has helped him shun his homosexuality, that he has been “DELIVERT” from his attraction to men, and that he’s now all about “the womens.”
He goes into detail after the reverend eagerly puts the mic in his hand:
“I ain’t gay no more! I am DELIVERT! I DON’T LIKE MENS NO MORE. I said I like WOMEN! Women women women women wome…[indiscernible – speaking in tongues].”
After closing his spiel about his new-found hetero lifestyle–including how he’ll never carry a purse or wear makeup again–he hits them with “I will love a women.” Trying to think of how a straight man would celebrate being straight, he immediately goes into this little bunny hop dance routine to honor his deliverance from homosexuality. I’m naming this dance “Delivert,” and I can’t wait to try it when I get home today because it’s straight fucking fire.
Take it in, all of it:
Boom. Cured. He ain’t gay no more.
Let’s talk about his clothes now. A gay man clearly put this ensemble together. The purple shirt, the loud, multi-layered bow tie with the matching pocket square tucked into a paisley coat–this is the design of a seasoned gay man. I bring this up because it’s funny to think about a straight man dressed by his former gay self. He’s straight now, but he still looks gay. He’s a wolf in sheep’s clothing. I wonder if he went home and was like, “Fuck these gay ass clothes!” while ripping them off and crow-hopping them across his bedroom in disgust. He probably needs a whole new wardrobe now. A straight one.
This guy is my favorite:
“This ni**a here crazy.”
Do the Delivert if you ain’t gay no more..
Image via YouTube
That’s scrong
11 years ago at 4:13 pmCan’t wait to see the follow-up where they try to turn Dorno straight, even though everyone knows it’s a losing battle
11 years ago at 4:18 pmThis is gonna be up there in the hall of fame of great internet videos
11 years ago at 4:18 pmOl’ Dorno is searching YouTube again on how not to be gay
11 years ago at 4:20 pmRoasted me.
11 years ago at 4:23 pmDon’t be roasted, be repentet
11 years ago at 4:47 pmHere at TFM, we don’t just preach condemnation. We preach reconciliation.
11 years ago at 8:17 amWhat is with the “upworthy” style title on this article?
11 years ago at 4:20 pmBy “upworthy,” do you mean describes what the video and the article are about?
11 years ago at 5:53 pmTurnt…straight
11 years ago at 4:54 pmWe Straight Den
11 years ago at 5:00 pm*Scraight
11 years ago at 5:13 pmPledges across the country are going to be mighty pissed at you for bestowing The Divert upon us.
11 years ago at 5:07 pmI’m a cocaine guy, but after watching this, I think it’d be pretty damn entertaining to get stoned and go to a black church.
11 years ago at 5:58 pmGreat thing about a black church is you’ll be able to get stoned in the parking lot beforehand and no one will say shit.
11 years ago at 7:30 am“stoned”? I didn’t know boomers were perusing tfm
11 years ago at 9:00 am“Turnt up.” Hopefully you understand what I was trying to say since you are so up to date on “urban” lingo. Douchebag.
11 years ago at 10:36 amThe fuck? That’s still a common term dipshit.
11 years ago at 11:56 amBetter make it an edible, Black church is a all day thing. Otherwise that’s like taking 2 shots for all of gameday.
11 years ago at 2:46 pmI’m stoned and watching it now. Close enough.
11 years ago at 12:29 amDamn, black person church seems like a nonstop party. How do I get in on some of this action?
11 years ago at 6:00 pm