I Fell In Love With Katie Nolan, And So Will You

Harrison Lee10 years ago

I have to give a tip of the cap to my old employer, FOX Sports, for their ability to sign top-notch female talent for their networks. Unlike the self-proclaimed worldwide leader in sports, FOX doesn’t subject their viewers to the Rachel Nicholses, Doris Burkes, and Shelly Smiths of the world.

One of their latest additions to the lineup is Katie Nolan. Prior to working as a host on FOX Sports 1’s Garbage Time, she dabbled in a little web stuff working with Guyism, part of FOX Sports’ YardBarker. She didn’t catch my eye until she exploded onto the scene during the World Series when she called Madison Bumgarner out on his beer-chugging abilities. Ever since then, she has captured my heart.

Katie has a certain je ne sais quoi about her that makes her very attractive. Whether she is touting her sports knowledge, looking fine on air, or roasting idiots, she makes my pants feel funny every time I see her do what she does. She is one of those girls who can crush a few Nattys, go to a ballgame (and know what the infield fly rule is), and then take home to meet the parents. Absolute wife material.

Exhibit A:

The way she so eloquently chugs six beers with the confidence of a goddamn champion is so damn sexy. She’s not afraid to peg the World Series MVP down a few notches. Love it. Sure, she’s using six straws, but unlike Bumgarner, she’s not losing any beer down her shirt (not that I wouldn’t care if she spilled some down her blouse), so she’s taking in every single drop.

She also gives no fucks for what she says on air, like the time she admitted to wanting the D. Cool points like this can push an eight to a soft nine.

Exhibit B:

Love everything about her attitude toward life. Trolls don’t get her panties in a wad. She just rolls with the punches.

However, what really makes me love Katie is how sexy she looks when she gets worked up. Her passion just exponentially makes her that much more attractive.

Exhibit C:

Drop the mic. Look how hot she looks when she gets mad. I can only imagine how that translates in the sack. Her stock is on the up and up. Rick Reilly is one of the most worthless writers for ESPN and Katie (who was really unknown at the time) just roasted him.

Katie, if you’re reading this, it’s not too late. Hit me up for a nice seafood dinner where I will call you back, babe..