I Just Discovered The Legend Of Shoenice And He’s A Complete Inspiration
9 years ago

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I have quite possibly stumbled upon the greatest YouTube channel in the history of YouTube channels. On Monday, I discovered the wonderful YouTube page of the living legend known as theSHOENICE (or, more commonly, just shoenice), and let’s just say, my life has been changed forever.

I know, I know. As some fellow TFM contributors have pointed out, I’m a little late in the ballgame to this. Still, I feel like it’s my civic duty to give this guy some recognition and alert anyone who doesn’t know about this beast of a human being.

See, I first came across shoenice on LiveLeak. The first vid I clicked on from him was one where he’s announcing his return to the X-rated YouTube site while stuffing an insane amount of Scotch tape into his mouth.

Odd, but not totally next level-type shit. I could tell he had potential, so I wanted to make sure this dude was the real deal. So, I did a bit more digging, and it appears I’ve hit the jackpot. Shoenice, unbeknownst to me, is an absolute savage.

Here he is chugging a half-gallon of Jack Daniels in just over a minute. Yes, a fucking half gallon of Jack Daniels in a mother flippin’ minute.

This right here is why the Olympics need an alcohol chugging competition.

Still not satisfied? What about a half-gallon of vodka just days before?

It’s a medical phenomenon that this dude isn’t dead yet. Absolutely astounding.

Shoenice even has a bit of a rivalry with fellow Youtuber/Liveleaker BIGERN666.

Here’s a video of BIGERN666 chugging half a bottle of Elmer’s glue. It’s cool though because it’s not toxic so nothing bad can possibly happen.

Can’t even make it through the whole bottle. What a puss.

I’m glad shoenice is heading back over for some LiveLeak action. That means even more fucked up shit is in store and the prudes over at YouTube can’t stop it.

Remember: Heroes are remembered, but legends never die… unless, of course, you ingest absurd amounts of poisonous materials.

This man is an inspiration to us all.

  2. VandyConservative

    The man is an absolute psychopath. I watched him eat a lit book of matches and it was one of his least impressive videos

    9 years ago at 5:04 pm
  5. Shut up Meg

    Tied himself to ualbany’s fountain when they tried to ban Fountain Day. Quite possibly the most frat.

    9 years ago at 5:12 pm
  6. Sigma Alpha Egg sandwich

    He slammed a bottle 180+ proof Tennessee moonshine, that bottle could take down a water buffalo

    9 years ago at 5:20 pm
  7. YouCanCallMeBr0

    Pretty sure this dude threw back a full bottle of Everclear as well. No one man should have all that power.

    9 years ago at 5:24 pm
      1. thadcastle2

        What?! Soy sauce too?? And we were sitting here thinking a handle of Jack Daniels was insane!

        9 years ago at 8:01 am
    3. AustinJakob

      His friend called 911 after he did that and shoenice got his stomach pumped.

      9 years ago at 7:10 am
    4. UpsilonXi45

      Drinking a large amount of soy sauce can actually kill you or at least leave you with brain damage. The excess sodium pulls water out of body tissue, like your brain. There’s a name for this but I can’t remember. Source: I got a 2.8 in Physiology

      9 years ago at 1:18 pm
  8. Chadwick Brice

    This dude has quite a couple screws loose and actually used to live near where I went to school in Lynn, Massachusetts, where he was somewhat of a local celebrity. I once stumbled upon him taking bong rips on Revere beach while quite publicly intoxicated. When I introduced myself as a fan he was very chill. Offered us some of his weed and even chugged half a bottle of whiskey for us to prove he was legit. Shoenice, undoubtably FaF.

    9 years ago at 5:26 pm
    1. Hoosier_SNU

      From about half of his videos I’m not sure how he is still alive. Defying death with your own stupidity #TFM

      9 years ago at 7:11 pm
      1. Brother Gumby

        I remember seeing or reading somewhere it’s a combination of a digestive tract issue, heavy tolerance, and the fact his entire family was just a lineage of super heavy drinkers (also alcoholics)

        9 years ago at 8:05 pm
  9. Remarkably.mediocre.white.guy

    My favorite is when he absolutely molested an entire bottle of Everclear in 13 seconds

    9 years ago at 5:34 pm
  11. America_the_bootyful

    I would pay money to see a video of the next 3 hours after chugging those half gallons, I thought having an open bar at formal would be entertaining, this guy must be resemble a walking dead extra afterwords

    9 years ago at 6:19 pm
    1. authentic_con

      I thought the same, though in a video I saw he said the reason he doesn’t do that is because he apparently goes straight to bed most of the time. The hangover must be unreal.

      Though there was another one I saw where he kept the camera rolling for a good 15 minutes after he slammed a bottle of vodka, it hit him like a trick of course.

      9 years ago at 7:06 pm