Ideal Songs For Porch Drinking: Play The Hits
New music is a great way to broaden your mental and spiritual horizons with minimal effort. It’s a wonder as pristine as a new romance, fresh sheets, or a cold beer in a hot shower. We love new music not only for what it is, but for the brave future it represents.
This week’s list is not about new or obscure music.
The hits are hits for a reason. Sure, in 1977, when “Needle and the Spoon” was getting thousands of spins a day across the globe, people were probably a little burned out on it. Now when it comes on, folks are sent back to a time and place where they heard it and remember the joy it brought them. The same can be said for “Girls, Girls, Girls” by MC, “One of These Nights” by The Eagles, or literally anything by George Strait. The hits weren’t just culturally important when they dropped; they were songs that would have a lasting effect on the people who heard them for decades to come.
When you’re sipping on something while sitting on your house’s porch this weekend, think about how — by listening to this playlist — you’re transcending time in a way that no mere mortal a century ago could. You are the now, working with the past to create a brighter tomorrow. Also, you have a little something on your chin, you sloppy fuck.
Peep this week’s edition here:
And keep in touch with the entire list of nearly 500 tunes by following the playlist below:
Be the future and, as always, don’t drink and drive..
First!!! Fratty couples Friday everyone! Time to help myself to his moms asshole!
6 years ago at 1:44 pmJust trash. Not sure which is less likely. One of these actually being good or sigmanugs losing his virginity.
6 years ago at 1:48 pmYawn
6 years ago at 2:27 pmTook the bait like the bitch you are. Too easy kid.
6 years ago at 7:29 pmYawn
6 years ago at 8:11 pmDance pussy dance!!!
6 years ago at 11:16 pm……*FAAAAAAAAAAAARTS!!!*
6 years ago at 3:53 pmGet all that cum out lil fella
6 years ago at 6:56 pm*FART*
6 years ago at 4:51 amAny more little guy?
6 years ago at 12:49 pm*FART….faaaart*
6 years ago at 1:51 pmThat’s a good girl. You wanna give us another?
6 years ago at 2:28 pmYAWN
6 years ago at 3:55 pmWasn’t even talking to this loser and I still got him dancing!!! Give us another, little guy
6 years ago at 10:22 pmHey kid *farts*
6 years ago at 10:36 pmTry less
6 years ago at 1:14 amLol *FAAAAAAAARTS!*
6 years ago at 12:38 pmA recent CT scan indicates that thevaginator received a few too many swirlies in middle school
6 years ago at 3:10 pmYou’re pretty damn close to getting your ass beat champ. I’d shut up before you get hurt
6 years ago at 7:29 pmCT scan Also revealed she is a true nutless wonder who imagines herself as an alpha male. Which we ALL KNOW she lives in her moms basement fingering her own ass.
6 years ago at 12:25 pmAnd we all know you got your ass beat last month. That’s all I need to say kid. I own you.
6 years ago at 6:55 pmHi DJCD. You killed it this week. I look forward to your posts. Much love
6 years ago at 3:43 am