Proving that girls wear those purity rings mostly for show. TFM.

  1. Brocaine on the reg

    By getting mostly all the way home but stopping at third base after an incredible throw from deep left field

    14 years ago at 9:57 am
  2. FratRich

    Home? Third base? Don’t beat around the bush. Just saying oral sex or getting straight to pounding pussy, Chipper!

    14 years ago at 10:07 am
    1. Mr_Fratastic

      I guess he’s slamming middle school girls, that’s the last time I saw girls wearing them.

      14 years ago at 12:35 pm
    2. StayFrattyAlum

      I had to look up the definition of “Purity Ring.” My school (New England) was a big fuck fest, and I can say I never saw a single person wearing one. Is this big in the South, among the GDIs?

      14 years ago at 7:32 pm
    3. BROwnOutOfProportion

      ^The only time I ever heard of them was on the South Park Jonas Brothers episode. It’s a Disney thing or something.

      14 years ago at 7:14 am