1. better_than_you

      I was gunna say Terri Schiavo drunk, but i dont know how much retard strength that takes…

      13 years ago at 10:51 pm
  1. Jeffrey Lebowski

    “Sorry Dean, but we couldn’t stop Alex, he had Drunk retard strength, so we just kind of let him break three pledges.”

    13 years ago at 5:29 pm
  2. FrattoBaggins

    I’ve got a friend who turns into a fucking linebacker every time he drinks.

    13 years ago at 8:25 pm
    1. BROst beef sandwich

      “…and he likes to rail my ass. Can’t help myself because he’s so strong.”

      13 years ago at 10:12 pm
  3. Told 7 pledges to move every single couch into the driveway jst because. That’s my drunk retard strength

    13 years ago at 2:44 pm