Two old farmers from Maine, Tom and Bill, are talking over the fence one morning. Tom says he supports Bernie Sanders because he’s a Socialist. Bill says, “Well, what’s this socialism business all about?” Tom says, “Well, you see, Bill, in Socialism you share everything, and it makes all of us stronger.” Bill says, “You mean if you had two farms, you’d give me one of your farms?” Tom says “That’s right, if I had two farms I’d give you one of my farms.” Bill says “And if you had two tractors, you’d give me one of your tractors?” Tom says “That’s right, if I had two tractors, I’d give you one of my tractors.” Bill says “And if you had two hogs, you’d give me one of your hogs?” And Tom says, “Goddammit, Bill, you KNOW I’ve got two hogs!”
Alright, come on. Socialism and Communism aren’t even for the same parts of government you inept fuck. One is an economic system and the other is, you guessed it, a social system of government. Communism and Socialism, while they often coincide, don’t directly require each other to exist. Correlation does not equal causation. This is LITERALLY politics 101.
Well if we’re really being fair, China’s “communist” revolution was really just Mao Zedong’s vehicle to gain power. Their totalitarian regime has virtually nothing in common with Marx’s pipe dream.
Fuck Bernie
10 years ago at 12:12 pmyeah but wearing a brown suit and trying to convince everyone that it’s actually blue is probably a TFM.
10 years ago at 5:43 amNot really how socialism is supposed to work, but thanks for playing.
10 years ago at 12:25 pmOk. Explain socialism to us. Here’s your chance.
10 years ago at 1:43 pmTwo old farmers from Maine, Tom and Bill, are talking over the fence one morning. Tom says he supports Bernie Sanders because he’s a Socialist. Bill says, “Well, what’s this socialism business all about?” Tom says, “Well, you see, Bill, in Socialism you share everything, and it makes all of us stronger.” Bill says, “You mean if you had two farms, you’d give me one of your farms?” Tom says “That’s right, if I had two farms I’d give you one of my farms.” Bill says “And if you had two tractors, you’d give me one of your tractors?” Tom says “That’s right, if I had two tractors, I’d give you one of my tractors.” Bill says “And if you had two hogs, you’d give me one of your hogs?” And Tom says, “Goddammit, Bill, you KNOW I’ve got two hogs!”
10 years ago at 2:51 pmHonestly just wanted to see how many laps I’d get.
10 years ago at 9:48 pmYou got many more than the count shows, but you had to share them with others who didn’t earn laps.
10 years ago at 5:01 am“From each according to his ability, to each according to his need”
10 years ago at 10:24 amDefending communism. NF
10 years ago at 1:55 pmI don’t think he was defending it. If he was then fuck him.
10 years ago at 2:07 pmAlright, come on. Socialism and Communism aren’t even for the same parts of government you inept fuck. One is an economic system and the other is, you guessed it, a social system of government. Communism and Socialism, while they often coincide, don’t directly require each other to exist. Correlation does not equal causation. This is LITERALLY politics 101.
10 years ago at 2:48 pmThink China: communist country, but a (kinda) free market economic system.
10 years ago at 3:12 pmWell if we’re really being fair, China’s “communist” revolution was really just Mao Zedong’s vehicle to gain power. Their totalitarian regime has virtually nothing in common with Marx’s pipe dream.
10 years ago at 11:53 pmA true communist country has 0 government. Communism is most like tribal communities
10 years ago at 12:34 amNo matter what, socialism is not capitalism.. And for that, fuck Bernie
10 years ago at 4:23 pmCool picture that’s been passed around the internet more than Alexis Texas.
10 years ago at 3:43 pm