In The Most Barbaric Move In Human History, Guy Ejaculates On Unsuspecting Woman At Concert
After a long, admirable fight on life support, we can finally call it: Chivalry is officially dead. Struggles with fundamental differences, serious misunderstandings between men and women, and blatantly questionable actions by both parties brought chivalry to a vegetative state, and finally, someone was sadistic enough to be the straw that broke the camel’s back — or in this case, the load — and officially pulled the plug.
From News.AU:
VICTORIAN police are on the hunt for a man who ejaculated onto the back of a woman at a Melbourne music festival.
A 20-year-old woman told police she was standing near the main stage of the St Kilda Festival on Sunday, February 8, watching hip hop group Thundamentals perform when a man standing behind her ejaculated onto her back.He then disappeared into the crowd.
Music festivals offer up a glimpse into mankind at its most barbaric state, but that’s to be expected when you take a crowd full of young, horny, molly poppin’ individuals and place them into a condensed area. However, cracking stick and blowing your cocksnot all over the back of an unsuspecting chick is just on another level — no, another planet of fucked up depravation. Absolutely cold-blooded. Just as primitive as primitive gets. Guy snipes the girl and casually fades away into the crowd. This was not an act of passion, my friends. This was a premeditated shot fired. No way this girl ever psychologically overcomes such a traumatic event.
Ladies, you need to stop throwing around the C-word (creepy) so nonchalantly before it loses all credibility. Save it for lowlifes like this philistine who are truly deserving. Guy smiles at you from across the room, guy offers to buy you a drink, guy shoots his buttermilk all over your unconsenting backside: One of these is not like the others.
Hopefully this scumbag is brought to justice and is sentenced to countless years of an Australian prison Bukoki Tsunami..
[via News.AU]
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I guess you could say she didn’t see it cumming
11 years ago at 4:12 pmhttp://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/53263CSIThree.jpg
11 years ago at 6:00 pmCould there have been a second cumman on the Grassy Knoll?
11 years ago at 4:15 pm*adds cumman to his vernacular*
11 years ago at 6:53 amAdds vernacular to his list of words he knows what they mean.
11 years ago at 5:21 pmAnd then Bacon slipped into the darkness of the night.
11 years ago at 4:24 pmMarking your territory on unsuspecting women…TFM?
11 years ago at 4:42 pmTentative. NF
11 years ago at 2:49 amEjaculating on her back and then running away. TFM
11 years ago at 4:43 pmThank you for summarizing the article for the guys who couldn’t read the title.
11 years ago at 6:00 pmyou suck
11 years ago at 8:05 pmYeah my joke was just about the article that’s all
11 years ago at 12:08 amThe new and improved “‘Bate’ and Switch”
11 years ago at 4:51 pm“Chivalry is dead”? That sounds like a quote from feminist article wrote by a 16 year old girl who just got dumped by her high school boyfriend.
11 years ago at 4:58 pmOr you know, the words of the greatest comedian of our lifetime:
11 years ago at 5:12 pmGeaux Cope Jack Hammer, Geaux Cope.
11 years ago at 5:49 pm“He then disappeared into the crowd.” TMalaysiaAirM
11 years ago at 4:59 pmReally appreciate the work you’re doing here.
11 years ago at 11:07 amMost legendary*
11 years ago at 5:16 pmJH,
This event is by far not the “straw that broke the camel’s back”. That straw was retard women being retard women. Also – are you the laziest person on the staff, or even planet?? You can’t follow up on how the shit this woman knew she was jizzed upon and how no one could offer assistance (I guess the end of chivalry?).
Fuck you and your general shittiness. Except for IBOTD. Fuck you anyway.
Very truly yours,
FratPoppa
11 years ago at 6:31 pmYou better fix your damn tone when referring to jack hammer. The hammer brings us many pictures of beautiful girls mostly in bikinis. I don’t care what else he does as long as he continues that the he is of use to me.
11 years ago at 10:41 pmYou lost me there pal.
11 years ago at 10:41 pmdid your brother steal your girlfriend last night? holy titty fucking shit man
11 years ago at 10:42 pmHow exactly is he lazy? He’s pretty much the only consistent writer these days
11 years ago at 10:48 am