In The Most Barbaric Move In Human History, Guy Ejaculates On Unsuspecting Woman At Concert
After a long, admirable fight on life support, we can finally call it: Chivalry is officially dead. Struggles with fundamental differences, serious misunderstandings between men and women, and blatantly questionable actions by both parties brought chivalry to a vegetative state, and finally, someone was sadistic enough to be the straw that broke the camel’s back — or in this case, the load — and officially pulled the plug.
From News.AU:
VICTORIAN police are on the hunt for a man who ejaculated onto the back of a woman at a Melbourne music festival.
A 20-year-old woman told police she was standing near the main stage of the St Kilda Festival on Sunday, February 8, watching hip hop group Thundamentals perform when a man standing behind her ejaculated onto her back.He then disappeared into the crowd.
Music festivals offer up a glimpse into mankind at its most barbaric state, but that’s to be expected when you take a crowd full of young, horny, molly poppin’ individuals and place them into a condensed area. However, cracking stick and blowing your cocksnot all over the back of an unsuspecting chick is just on another level — no, another planet of fucked up depravation. Absolutely cold-blooded. Just as primitive as primitive gets. Guy snipes the girl and casually fades away into the crowd. This was not an act of passion, my friends. This was a premeditated shot fired. No way this girl ever psychologically overcomes such a traumatic event.
Ladies, you need to stop throwing around the C-word (creepy) so nonchalantly before it loses all credibility. Save it for lowlifes like this philistine who are truly deserving. Guy smiles at you from across the room, guy offers to buy you a drink, guy shoots his buttermilk all over your unconsenting backside: One of these is not like the others.
Hopefully this scumbag is brought to justice and is sentenced to countless years of an Australian prison Bukoki Tsunami..
[via News.AU]
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I remember hearing an oddly familiar story, a young boy was jizzed on from behind. Witnesses reported seeing a dark thick haired man escaping down the slide and off the playground.
11 years ago at 8:05 pmthe sketch of the perp looked strangely similar to one of the TFM staff, but we may never (officially) know.
11 years ago at 10:41 pm“And nine months later the Intern was born.”
11 years ago at 9:53 pmAustralian music festival Huh…. Seems like a real TFM there
11 years ago at 10:25 pm*the most barbaric thing currently going on is the beheadings of people for not believing in your faith, or throwing someone off a tower for being gay. This is just nasty.
11 years ago at 10:44 pmI have heard of this move during my travels. It works exceptionally well during Spring Break, as well as any concert in Colorado.
11 years ago at 11:22 pmYour name makes me sad and I hope you don’t go to spring break where I go
11 years ago at 9:41 amClearly she had that sensation before, but still doesn’t make it right. I feel sorry for the poor unsuspecting bastard that thinks he can hit from behind then unload the protein cannon between the shoulder blades, this chick may rip it off of him.
11 years ago at 11:52 pmI came here expecting something weird, but this really blew me away.
11 years ago at 10:23 amDorn just missed her younger brother standing next to her
11 years ago at 1:51 pmBut was she hot
11 years ago at 12:09 amCum on Eileen?
11 years ago at 8:24 am