Incoming Alabama Freshmen Looking For Two Bad Bitches To Be Roommates, Also Must Be Popular On Instagram Duh
When I started college and moved into the dorm, I was paired with a lispy nerd from Switzerland named Fabian. We didn’t end up being boys, because he was a lispy nerd from Switzerland named Fabian, which was a shame. Potluck dorm living is a dangerous game, a game that two particular incoming University of Alabama freshmen are not going to play. They’re skipping the bullshit and letting it be known they’re looking for two bad bitches to live with and “fuck shit up” together.
Below is the post that one of them added to the University of Alabama Class of 2019 Facebook group.
By the way, I found this girl on Twitter. She cute. Real cute. Definite 130-150 likes on Instagram cute. Looks like a lot of fun, too. I can’t blame her for setting that Instagram standard for any potential roommates. You can’t be rolling up to Bama parties with girls who can’t take a fire selfie. That’s day one stuff..
Image via University of Alabama
Now what would we think if a guy did something similar….
11 years ago at 9:35 pmDorno, if you’re going to creep on hot babes you have to at least post there instagram/twitter/porn vids.
11 years ago at 9:37 pmReckless? Tequila? Shots? All the makings of a good time.
11 years ago at 9:37 pmSo you’re not going to post her Instagram for us, Dorno? Don’t brag about her being “cute” without giving us the link. Making us do all the dirty work…
11 years ago at 9:40 pmNo kidding. Real dick move here.
11 years ago at 2:02 pmHonestly this is just a disgrace, this generation is retarded and its getting worse. This is why we’re falling behind in the world. What a typical european learns in high school we learn in college, they come out of school speaking 3 or four languages and have greater work ethic. And the sad part is, Alabama is a respected university and this is who they take in… that being said post pics
11 years ago at 9:43 pm“Alabama is a respected university” What the hell man? Pull your head out of your asshole.
11 years ago at 9:48 pmThree or four languages might be a little bit of an exaggeration, champ.
11 years ago at 10:03 pmIf you like Europe so much, why don’t you marry it?
11 years ago at 11:02 pmNailed it.
11 years ago at 12:02 am1. The top universities in America are generally agreed to be the best in the world.
11 years ago at 12:04 am2. That’s because they live within driving distance of multiple other countries.
3. Alabama definitely does not fall under #1.
That’s actually not true at all. Worked with a few Austrians over the Summer and they were 23 and still undergrads because of the relaxed view on education over there. They were also getting a masters because an undergrad degree in Europe is mostly useless.
11 years ago at 8:18 amyes so basically most the top universities are filled with foreigners
11 years ago at 11:17 amFuture IG babe of the day I hope
11 years ago at 9:43 pmThey forgot
11 years ago at 9:45 pm– Must be avid supporter of #Buttstuff2015
Looking through a high school page you do not belong on, must be a tfm.
11 years ago at 9:53 pmI’m sure one of Dorn’s high school ‘friends’ provided him with the tip, and then some…
11 years ago at 1:13 pmThey also have to be related in se way
11 years ago at 10:20 pmAt least they are trying not to have any ugly girls in their circle.
11 years ago at 11:03 pm