Incoming Alabama Freshmen Looking For Two Bad Bitches To Be Roommates, Also Must Be Popular On Instagram Duh
When I started college and moved into the dorm, I was paired with a lispy nerd from Switzerland named Fabian. We didn’t end up being boys, because he was a lispy nerd from Switzerland named Fabian, which was a shame. Potluck dorm living is a dangerous game, a game that two particular incoming University of Alabama freshmen are not going to play. They’re skipping the bullshit and letting it be known they’re looking for two bad bitches to live with and “fuck shit up” together.
Below is the post that one of them added to the University of Alabama Class of 2019 Facebook group.
By the way, I found this girl on Twitter. She cute. Real cute. Definite 130-150 likes on Instagram cute. Looks like a lot of fun, too. I can’t blame her for setting that Instagram standard for any potential roommates. You can’t be rolling up to Bama parties with girls who can’t take a fire selfie. That’s day one stuff..
Image via University of Alabama
I think the standards are too low. 200 likes should be the minimum.
11 years ago at 11:40 pmShe’s seems like the type of girl who is gonna cry wolf at fraternity parties when things don’t go her way.
11 years ago at 11:55 pmDoes share all belongings include what I think it includes?
11 years ago at 11:59 pmI’m sure I hate them
11 years ago at 2:14 amYou had to join that group to get that picture didn’t you?
11 years ago at 8:34 amThey might quite literally be the most basic bitches. Look at that phone! It’s got less than 50% battery! It’s got the portrait lock on! It’s almost too perfect!
Holy shit, that’s Dorn’s phone isn’t it?
11 years ago at 8:52 amSwing and a miss
11 years ago at 11:39 pmOh
11 years ago at 8:54 amAm I gonna have to join the Bama class of ’19 FB page to find out who these two sweethearts are?
11 years ago at 4:56 pmButt Stuff
11 years ago at 10:19 amI’d room with them
11 years ago at 3:10 pm