Infamous Mac And Cheese Obsessed UConn Student Releases YouTube Apology Featuring Quaint Lamp
Last week, video footage of a hammered drunk UConn student harassing and assaulting cafeteria workers for refusing to serve him bacon jalapeño mac and cheese went viral online. How exactly is that newsworthy? If you’d seen the original roughly 9-minute video, which has since been removed, you’d understand. This kid is one of the biggest human dildos currently walking the face of the earth. He came off as the most irredeemably self-righteous, entitled ass clown ever.
Yesterday, the aforementioned ass clown released an apology video via YouTube, which has just surfaced. It features a quaint lamp.
My opinion? The kid is a sociopath. I don’t believe a word of his shit. Homeboy is sitting in his mom’s living room with her floral lamp and heinous couch, just saying whatever it takes to keep his ass living the good life on his parents’ dime. I know, because I’ve been there. Classic shitty kid tactic. His spiel almost sounds like it was written by a shitty public relations agent.
Nice try, Luke, but I’m not buying what you’re selling. If there is any justice in this world, you’ll never taste the sweet deliciousness that is bacon jalapeño mac and cheese ever again. Eat shit..
[via Gawker]
Blaming your stupidity on alcohol. NF.
10 years ago at 9:46 pmUh…..
10 years ago at 2:23 amI swear it’s not the alcohol. I’m always this stupid.
10 years ago at 5:51 amSeriously. Fuck this kid.
10 years ago at 9:46 pmGotta be a chance he is related to polo_mane or Steve Holt
10 years ago at 10:56 pmIf he was in a fraternity you’d be saying ohhhhh BOYS WILL BE BOYS DERP, simmer down and don’t get your panties in a twist.
10 years ago at 12:54 amTime to stop posting
10 years ago at 1:53 amNah, everyone would still hate him because he is the epitome of a cunt. And don’t come up in here with preconceptions about what others think.
10 years ago at 1:21 pmI don’t know who this is and I don’t care about his lamp.
10 years ago at 9:48 pmYou’re missing out
10 years ago at 9:54 pmEh
10 years ago at 10:53 amMotion to blackball this kid from society as a whole.
10 years ago at 9:49 pmSecond
10 years ago at 9:54 pmMotion to blackball has passed. This meeting is adjourned gentlemen.
10 years ago at 10:04 pmI fell bad for him because I believe he is truly sorry!
10 years ago at 9:54 pmHe joked around at the end. He ain’t sorry for shit.
10 years ago at 9:58 pmThat was just him trying to capitalize on his moment of “fame” on social media. He’s a major douche.
10 years ago at 2:24 amChode juggler***
10 years ago at 2:35 amChose Chuggler*
10 years ago at 10:14 amFeeling bad and believing he is sorry. TSM.
10 years ago at 10:48 pmIf you think he is actually sorry, I have an exciting business opportunity I would like to tell you about that is definitely not a pyramid scheme.
10 years ago at 8:27 amBeing a sociopath. NF
10 years ago at 9:55 pmSo the problem was alcohol, not his addiction to mac n cheese?
10 years ago at 9:56 pmAlcohol is the solution not the problem. At least that’s what I keep telling my parole officer.
10 years ago at 10:40 pmYeah that’s what Sark said to Pat Haden.
10 years ago at 11:23 pmI really fucking hate this kid but somewhere deep down I still feel sort of bad for him…does that make me a bad person?
10 years ago at 9:57 pmIf this was his first arrest…maybe. But he was arrested twice last year at UMASS. First for disorderly conduct, and then calling his arresting officer a racial slur. Then, two weeks later he was arrested for disorderly conduct, assault, and battery on a police officer. And now he’s fucking up a third time? And he wants forgiveness, again? Get the fuck outta here.
10 years ago at 10:56 pmWell I didn’t know about that. So yea fuck this kid
10 years ago at 11:11 pmSomebody get this twig a sandwich
10 years ago at 9:58 pmComplete bullshit, I feel bad for him only because of his ignorance towards the matter.
10 years ago at 10:04 pm