Infamous Mac And Cheese Obsessed UConn Student Releases YouTube Apology Featuring Quaint Lamp
Last week, video footage of a hammered drunk UConn student harassing and assaulting cafeteria workers for refusing to serve him bacon jalapeño mac and cheese went viral online. How exactly is that newsworthy? If you’d seen the original roughly 9-minute video, which has since been removed, you’d understand. This kid is one of the biggest human dildos currently walking the face of the earth. He came off as the most irredeemably self-righteous, entitled ass clown ever.
Yesterday, the aforementioned ass clown released an apology video via YouTube, which has just surfaced. It features a quaint lamp.
My opinion? The kid is a sociopath. I don’t believe a word of his shit. Homeboy is sitting in his mom’s living room with her floral lamp and heinous couch, just saying whatever it takes to keep his ass living the good life on his parents’ dime. I know, because I’ve been there. Classic shitty kid tactic. His spiel almost sounds like it was written by a shitty public relations agent.
Nice try, Luke, but I’m not buying what you’re selling. If there is any justice in this world, you’ll never taste the sweet deliciousness that is bacon jalapeño mac and cheese ever again. Eat shit..
[via Gawker]
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10 years ago at 11:03 pmThe joke at the end was cringeworthy
10 years ago at 11:35 pmWould be fitting if he gets hit by a Kraft truck
10 years ago at 11:55 pmKid probably vapes in public
10 years ago at 12:16 amI hope this guy gets raped by Steve holt’s dad when he eventually ends up in prison.
10 years ago at 12:46 amHe needs a few nights with Big Lee Roy in a small jail cell. He would learn to like that big sausage and cheese, especially after it’s been up his pansy ass.
10 years ago at 1:20 amThis kid is amoral.
10 years ago at 2:09 amKnowing the faux social-media outrage that occurs whenever something happens (think this and Cecil the lion) if I was in the same situation I would use the opportunity to troll the fuck out of all the SJW keyboard warriors.
10 years ago at 4:24 amI was actually in court last September on the same day he was after he got arrested for second time in two weeks. Kid had his dad do all the talking and the judge basically called him a little shit. There is no credibility to this asshat’s apology. Fuck em
10 years ago at 8:39 amI think my granny has that lamp.
10 years ago at 11:37 am