Infamous Mac And Cheese Obsessed UConn Student Releases YouTube Apology Featuring Quaint Lamp
Last week, video footage of a hammered drunk UConn student harassing and assaulting cafeteria workers for refusing to serve him bacon jalapeño mac and cheese went viral online. How exactly is that newsworthy? If you’d seen the original roughly 9-minute video, which has since been removed, you’d understand. This kid is one of the biggest human dildos currently walking the face of the earth. He came off as the most irredeemably self-righteous, entitled ass clown ever.
Yesterday, the aforementioned ass clown released an apology video via YouTube, which has just surfaced. It features a quaint lamp.
My opinion? The kid is a sociopath. I don’t believe a word of his shit. Homeboy is sitting in his mom’s living room with her floral lamp and heinous couch, just saying whatever it takes to keep his ass living the good life on his parents’ dime. I know, because I’ve been there. Classic shitty kid tactic. His spiel almost sounds like it was written by a shitty public relations agent.
Nice try, Luke, but I’m not buying what you’re selling. If there is any justice in this world, you’ll never taste the sweet deliciousness that is bacon jalapeño mac and cheese ever again. Eat shit..
[via Gawker]
I think we should give the guy what he wants. Some bacon jalapeño razor blade Mac n cheese
10 years ago at 1:37 pmUCONN Students Raise Money For Food Service Employees
By now, unless you live under a rock, you’ve probably heard about the 19 year old asswipe from UCONN who berated a cafeteria employee after being denied jalapeño mac and cheese. This kid is a total fucking tool. The video of his douchebagness and the cool headed response by food service supervisor Dave Robinson has spread faster than two girls and one cup.
Luke Gatti, is the spoiled piece of shit we are talking about and I hope this horrible entitlement fueled tirade haunts his name for eternity. He went on a nine minute rant, insulting and assaulting Mr. Robinson until another employee had enough and tackled this oxygen thief. He was arrested for Breach of Peace and Criminal tresspass.
As it turns out, this is not the first time this Bieber headed troll has been in trouble on campus. In 2014 he was arrested at UMass-Amhearst for Disorderly Conduct after spewing racially charged garbage at a police officer. Needless to say, his father should have pulled out.
Although the university can’t legally speak on the topic of his enrollment status pending an official investigation, images have surfaced suggesting he has packed up his stuff and left campus with his father. One can only hope his father has prepared a Dexter Morgan type room filled with tubs of mac and cheese waiting to be shoved down his throat.
The real story here is Dave Robinson. The employee who for nine minutes stood and calmly took this kids shit to preserve his job while most definitly wanting to murder him on the spot. Well, there is a silver lining to his restraint.
A group of students have started a GoFund page to repay the cafeteria service workers for their hard work and commendable handling of this situation. Thus far the benefit has raised around $1200.
Altough there may be some complications in awarding the money to the workers do to policy, I really hope the beureocratic bs is set aside and credit is given where it is due. People in the food service deserve respect and this kid deserves a solid cock punch.
10 years ago at 1:39 pmBeureocratic? I guess your Spell Check couldn’t deal with that one.
10 years ago at 6:01 amHe looks like the NF older brother of Kevin McCallister in Home Alone.
10 years ago at 2:33 pmDamn, now I kinda want bacon jalapeño Mac n’ cheese.
10 years ago at 3:05 pmLike don’t get me wrong fuck this kid and he seems like a douchebag but like on the real why does everyone passionately hate him? Yeah he’s prick but I mean don’t we all know a lot of pricks like this? Idk I mean kid was rude to a cafeteria worker and yelled about mac n cheese it’s not like he raped someone
10 years ago at 10:44 pm