Instagram Babe Of The Day: Elena From Cal State San Marcos
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Meet Elena, from Cal State San Marcos.
Those legs have a 10 year shelf life
9 years ago at 10:53 amYou trying to marry her?
9 years ago at 11:43 amAre you not?
9 years ago at 1:04 pmI need to hang that up on my wall.
9 years ago at 10:56 amThat will look nice next to the world of Warcraft poster
9 years ago at 1:34 pmCute face but she needs to burn off that cellulite before I leave the lights on in the bedroom
9 years ago at 10:56 amYou still wouldnt last 2 minutes and neither would i
9 years ago at 11:38 amI don’t last two minutes anyway
9 years ago at 11:53 am‘Her eyebrows are so gross!’ – your slam
9 years ago at 10:57 amI wish I had my own slam
9 years ago at 12:10 pmWhat’s a slam?
9 years ago at 2:06 pmYour fleshlight.
9 years ago at 2:26 pmForum topic: Sticking your dick in crazy.
What’s do you guys think about crazy chicks? Yes, I know all women are crazy, but I’m talking batshit.
Personally, for a while I wondered why every girl I dated went psycho will I realized crazy is just my bread and butter. Can’t get enough of em. Sex is more interesting when she’s asking you to choke her and she threatened to burn your house down half an hour ago.
9 years ago at 10:57 amI’ve always been known in my chapter to date/bang the crazy women. I think it’s hilarious… but sometimes actually scary. There is just nothing like getting a text in the middle of a Josh Abbott concert saying, “I have people watching you and I know where you live.”
9 years ago at 11:02 amThis guy gets it. Sometimes you gotta know when to back away though, when the terror is real. I slept with a girl literally named Ivy my 2nd week of school my freshman year.
After finishing, I was trying to find my buddy who was with her roommate so we could leave, when she found me and goes “this is the part where we cuddle and you stay the night.” She had this odd look in her eye and I noped the fuck out of there by jumping out an open window.
9 years ago at 11:14 amLooks like some people missed out on the forum days…
9 years ago at 11:32 amThe key is to leave a comment about not being able to approach her at the bar. Crippling social anxiety is FaF these days it seems.
9 years ago at 11:38 amGirls are crazy. That’s why Bacon has sex with men
9 years ago at 11:41 amThe forum days aren’t the problem, it’s the Andy going after Angela high school level tryhard-athon you two are having.
9 years ago at 11:42 amCool
9 years ago at 5:23 pmIs this IBOTD or the dictionary.com pictures for “Basic Bitch”?
9 years ago at 10:59 amMade it to the third picture before having to change my pants
9 years ago at 11:33 am10/10 does anal
9 years ago at 1:22 pmWould
9 years ago at 2:35 pmThanks. I’m sure nobody else thought that.
9 years ago at 5:30 pmHer life goal is to never have to fill out a job application.
9 years ago at 3:12 pmSo far she’s nailing it
9 years ago at 3:35 pm