Instagram Babe Of The Day: Elizabeth From University Of Central Florida
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Meet Elizabeth, from UCF.
Outside of the picture where her eyes say she’d cut your dick off for looking at another girl, I’d say total package here.
9 years ago at 11:19 amHey Liz,
Thanks for not turning your account private after us degenerates anonymously sexually assault you through a humorous blog that you volunteered your pictures to.
With gratitude and a average size boner
Slinger
9 years ago at 11:53 amShe looks approachable and nice. Then you see the like count and know there’s no shot.
9 years ago at 12:09 pmShe’s definitely #NotMyAbuela
9 years ago at 12:10 pmThat’s fine, I’ll take my laps. I could use the exercise anyway.
9 years ago at 4:14 pmJust surprised that so many people are offended by an anti-Hillary hashtag on this site.
House of paign is #NotMyAbuela
9 years ago at 7:26 pmThe problem was that nobody understood what the hell you were talking about. #NotMyAbuela has nothing at all visible to do with Hillary Clinton, other than perhaps age, although her lack of being Hispanic negates all ties. As for your claim that we get offended by anti-Hillary smut, you are out of your mind because she is normally one of our favorite people to roast, and I say roast because we don’t like her particularly, but she deserves respect not only for being an activist who is generally considered to be socially responsible, but more importantly for being white and old and a presidential candidate. That said, the only reason that we make fun of her is that her views do not always explicitly align with our own narrow pedagogy. Also her personality makes her seem like kind of a twat, but that’s neither here nor there, and probably contributes to her success.
9 years ago at 12:37 amFair enough, I did post it right as the uproar was happening so most people probably did not read about it yet. For anyone who did not catch it, Hillary was trying to pander to Hispanics by saying that she was like their Abuela (grandmother in Spanish). Many Hispanic people went ballistic on Twitter saying she was nothing like their grandma, and the #NotMyAbuela hashtag was born. I thought it would be funny to say that a hot girl is nothing like my grandma. It’s cool, everyone strikes out once in a while, and I guess I did there. Took my laps, worked off that Christmas dinner.
9 years ago at 10:26 pmMerry Christmas!
So you’re saying she’s a wannabe model with no friends? She apparently goes to a school with ~50k other students and you couldn’t find a picture with any of them?
9 years ago at 2:04 pmFirst picture: naked, on what appears to be her parents’ countertop. Conclusion I think she has a boyfriend.
9 years ago at 2:36 pmSo much Elizabeth here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYywFHpIB1sVJDOTmudsEqA
9 years ago at 4:52 pmThe “fuck me” eyes in the hammock pic…those will never be aimed at me.
9 years ago at 6:14 pmThis isnt the type of girl you fuck. This is the type of girl that fucks you.
9 years ago at 6:14 pmI’d eat ASS to eat her ass…
9 years ago at 11:53 pm