Instagram Babe Of The Day: Emily From Florida State University
If you are a girl that wants to be our featured Instagram Babe Of The Day, email your name, Instagram account (set to public), and school to dan@totalfratmove.com
Meet Emily, from FSU. This girl seems almost too perfect. There’s just got to be a catch. Perhaps a convict ex-boyfriend that’s still extremely jealous and threatens any dude that comments on one of his former girl’s photos? If that’s the case, and you don’t hear from me after this post, you’ll know where to start the missing person investigation.
7am?!? I respect your hustle Dan.
9 years ago at 6:21 amIt’s 6am in Texas.
9 years ago at 6:23 amWell I don’t live in Texas. My apologies for being excited for something being posted early in the morning.
9 years ago at 6:30 amYou should always apologize for not living in Texas.
9 years ago at 7:26 amGuess the other 49 didn’t like this one.
9 years ago at 8:30 pmLooks like the type of girl that would cheat on you and somehow make it your fault.
9 years ago at 6:53 am10/10 wouldn’t care
9 years ago at 7:21 amYou mean like Amanda?
9 years ago at 7:34 amSo many quality asses; you could probably get a week’s worth of IGBOTD using this girl’s friends alone. I probably shouldn’t stand up from my desk for a few minutes.
9 years ago at 7:04 amThis is the day we reached the pinnacle of IBOTD. I’ll be damn surprised if they can top this one
9 years ago at 10:18 amImagine what those girls asses would like if they ate more than 7 Ritz crackers a day.
9 years ago at 10:21 amYou two are so bonered out you can’t even speak English.
9 years ago at 7:47 pmJust you actually.
9 years ago at 7:47 pmGiven your current situation, Mr. Hernandez, I have to trust your judgement on boners.
9 years ago at 8:55 am10/10 would lick her butthole
9 years ago at 7:09 amI would let this girl’s little yippie lapdog piss on my lap if it meant I got to sit next to her on a couch for 3 minutes.
9 years ago at 7:33 amIf my daughter turned out anywhere near that hot, the skimpiest outfit I’d allow would include cargo shorts and a niqab.
9 years ago at 7:33 amI don’t want to know what her father did to deserve her.
9 years ago at 7:38 amWhat did you hope to accomplish with this comment? We’ve all seen it on IGBOTD every day for a year now. It was funny the first week, and it’s funny when you put some outrageous hypothetical situation of what her dad did to deserve a hot daughter, but NOT when you just write that… I’m being serious, did you think we were all going to “^this” it and be like “ha good one man! Totally right.” Seriously answer me. What were you trying to accomplish? We blast TFM staff with lack of originality in their writing and you can’t thing of a witty one liner? You just take a generic line and type it in without adding your own flare? You are the Steve Holt of commenters.
9 years ago at 9:59 amCalm your tits
9 years ago at 10:04 amBy all means, continue.
9 years ago at 10:15 amA simple click of the “take a lap” button would have saved you a lot of time.
9 years ago at 12:07 pmHeld it in for so long. Needed to be said. “Take a lap” will no longer suffice
9 years ago at 3:27 pmThe kind of girl worth cheating for
9 years ago at 7:44 amSomething tells me you’re incapable of getting a girlfriend to cheat on.
9 years ago at 8:15 amFuck off and shut up meg
9 years ago at 9:02 amBrown-haired girls that dye their hair blonde-hate on me all you like but there’s just something about them,they always seem pull off that trashy look better than anyone else
9 years ago at 8:09 amIf she’s the fisherwoman then I’ll be the master-baiter.
9 years ago at 8:14 am