Finally someone without the pretentious “daddy, can I take some professional modeling pictures so I can superficially cover the shame of how many dicks I’ve gobbled this semester?”
She’s a 10, that likes to fish, does wholesome activities like apple picking, has self respect (no hybrid thong bikini) and works as a sideline reporter for ESPN. If this isn’t the epitome of every man’s dream, I don’t know what is.
.. Rizzoli?
10 years ago at 8:11 amNo shame in how rapey I just felt…
10 years ago at 8:16 amWell there should be
10 years ago at 1:39 pmFinally someone without the pretentious “daddy, can I take some professional modeling pictures so I can superficially cover the shame of how many dicks I’ve gobbled this semester?”
10 years ago at 8:21 am…not that there’s anything wrong with that.
10 years ago at 8:30 amHer eyes are so intense they stare right through my cold soul
10 years ago at 8:24 amShe’s a 10, that likes to fish, does wholesome activities like apple picking, has self respect (no hybrid thong bikini) and works as a sideline reporter for ESPN. If this isn’t the epitome of every man’s dream, I don’t know what is.
10 years ago at 8:25 amMy standards have risen past my potential because of this girl and I’m ashamed.
10 years ago at 9:20 amShe either falls squarely in the Danger Zone, or is a rare find from the Unicorn Zone and must be captured.
10 years ago at 10:15 amI’d be willing to risk being Sandusky-ed for those tits
10 years ago at 8:31 amThere’s a writer here to arrange that.
10 years ago at 8:34 am[img]http://giant.gfycat.com/BlandRightAss.gif[/img]
10 years ago at 8:32 amLet me help you out with that.
10 years ago at 8:34 amWTF Tech Guy, no more embedding gifs?
http://gfycat.com/BlandRightAss
10 years ago at 8:35 amI think something was done to help here.
10 years ago at 8:40 am“With the ability to make men masturbate to my wholesome pictures, I’m sexy Jacklyn from Penn State. ESPNU.”
10 years ago at 8:32 amI’d risk showering at Penn State for her.
10 years ago at 8:34 amA Golden Retriever will always be one of the best snags for the passing female, especially blondes. Man’s best friend indeed.
10 years ago at 8:38 am