Raquel, I know we haven’t met, but I am the man for you. Here’s a few reasons why. You live in South Florida, I interned in South Florida. No need to worry about other guys snatching you up while I’m off living my life. I also am an excellent masseuse. No doubt with that slender frame and those A+ funbags, your back is almost always in excruciating pain. I would work just so you don’t have to ever feel pain again, baby. Furthermore, I love the fact that you don’t pose with a duckface. You are mature, professional, and sexy AF. I haven’t had my people do research on you yet, but I don’t see any signs of you being in a sorority. No worries! My fraternity prides itself on being comprised of principled men who don’t get sucked into the mirage of social elitism. However, if you are in a sorority, that will make the wooing process go a little easier.
Raquel, please consider this humble request of marriage and come hold my hand sometime. I love you.
If she can cook, she is wife material.
12 years ago at 5:25 pmDude we all know you like men
12 years ago at 6:22 amShe’s going for her Mrs. Degree.
12 years ago at 6:15 pmThat’s my wife your talking about
12 years ago at 8:11 pmRaquel, I know we haven’t met, but I am the man for you. Here’s a few reasons why. You live in South Florida, I interned in South Florida. No need to worry about other guys snatching you up while I’m off living my life. I also am an excellent masseuse. No doubt with that slender frame and those A+ funbags, your back is almost always in excruciating pain. I would work just so you don’t have to ever feel pain again, baby. Furthermore, I love the fact that you don’t pose with a duckface. You are mature, professional, and sexy AF. I haven’t had my people do research on you yet, but I don’t see any signs of you being in a sorority. No worries! My fraternity prides itself on being comprised of principled men who don’t get sucked into the mirage of social elitism. However, if you are in a sorority, that will make the wooing process go a little easier.
12 years ago at 6:35 pmRaquel, please consider this humble request of marriage and come hold my hand sometime. I love you.
Do way less
12 years ago at 7:11 pmJust a really solid pair of knockers
12 years ago at 6:45 pmAbout damn time you got a girl without fake modeling photos.
12 years ago at 7:51 pmHot damn, I need to get me one of these
12 years ago at 7:52 pmIs it pronounced “Rock-el” or “Rachel”…or “Boobs”
12 years ago at 8:04 pmI found that pretty girl’s friends is pretty.
12 years ago at 9:03 pmWhat the hell does FSU put in their alcohol…
12 years ago at 9:27 pmEthanol
12 years ago at 2:07 amNever having a daughter.
12 years ago at 10:49 pmNo one will ever have sex with u anyway
12 years ago at 1:16 am