I wish we could mix Ridiculous Tinder Pick-Up Lines with Instagram Babe of the Day to make Ridiculous Pick-Up Lines Made to the Instagram Babe of the Day.
i would dress like alice cooper for a 7 sunday services and scream at little kids everyday for a month straight pretending to sell ice cream when really all i have is a truck full of fresh dog diarrhea just to watch her eat a trisquit from a distance of 500 yards
USC DG should get an honorable mention for providing her hot friends.
10 years ago at 2:03 pmI’ll tell you what it is, it’s the “land your semen right here face.”
10 years ago at 2:08 pmI wish we could mix Ridiculous Tinder Pick-Up Lines with Instagram Babe of the Day to make Ridiculous Pick-Up Lines Made to the Instagram Babe of the Day.
10 years ago at 3:38 pmIf you’re gonna dream, dream big.
10 years ago at 7:46 amHer eyes do this thing where they give me an erection.
10 years ago at 4:04 pmConsidering I already do not use condoms, I would also not pull out.
10 years ago at 5:04 pm10 face, eh body. #honest #stillwouldpee
10 years ago at 5:31 pmOpposite Day
10 years ago at 1:57 amIs Adrian Peterson winning Father Of The Year?
10 years ago at 6:25 pmJust spitballing here, but I wonder if her number of Instagram followers suddenly spiked after this was published.
10 years ago at 7:28 pmi would dress like alice cooper for a 7 sunday services and scream at little kids everyday for a month straight pretending to sell ice cream when really all i have is a truck full of fresh dog diarrhea just to watch her eat a trisquit from a distance of 500 yards
10 years ago at 2:08 amShe’s not really hot maybe a 5 or 6
10 years ago at 6:05 pm