poisoningtrees The fuck? She needs a Tinder about as much as Kate Upton needs an eHarmony profile. 12 years ago at 6:06 pm
SergeantHartman Giving her a pet name before she even says yes. Props for the optimism. 12 years ago at 10:26 pm
SergeantHartman @becca_martie 11h After seeing how bad of a driver my asian boyfriend is I’m beginning to think Pearl Harbor was an accident #turnsignals I’m officially in love. 12 years ago at 10:27 pm
The fuck? She needs a Tinder about as much as Kate Upton needs an eHarmony profile.
12 years ago at 6:06 pm80% battery NF.
12 years ago at 6:38 pm^ This guy gets it,
12 years ago at 9:40 ampics or it didn’t happen
12 years ago at 6:57 pmMoving to wherever 29 miles away from where you are is.
12 years ago at 8:16 pmThat would be College Park, champ.
12 years ago at 9:06 amGod I want to bang her.
12 years ago at 8:44 pmHer butt needs pee.
12 years ago at 11:27 pmShe puts the fear of god into my boner
12 years ago at 11:06 am
12 years ago at 7:37 pmGiving her a pet name before she even says yes. Props for the optimism.
12 years ago at 10:26 pm@becca_martie 11h
After seeing how bad of a driver my asian boyfriend is I’m beginning to think Pearl Harbor was an accident #turnsignals
I’m officially in love.
12 years ago at 10:27 pm