Intoxicated Creep Breaks Into UAH Fraternity Houses, Fondles A Resident’s Ass While He Sleeps

Bogey Wells10 years ago

Huntsville, Ala., is the birthplace of Braves pitcher Craig Kimbrel and the cofounder of Wikipedia. It’s also home to fraternity house pervert Magid Mukiibi Musisi. In an effort to delay carpal tunnel as long as possible, I’ll just call him M3.

You see, M3 is a former student at the University of Alabama at Huntsville. He got pretty fucking plastered Saturday night and seemed to have a case of intoxicated mischievousness. His mischievous desires led to his breaking and entering of several fraternity houses early Sunday morning.

The first fraternity he visited was Sigma Nu, and since no one was awake, he did as every courteous, drunk creep would do–he hung out with the sleeping residents.

After our buddy M3 was kicked out by a brother who woke up to find him creeping around the house, he fled to the Alpha Tau Omega house across the street and was eventually given the boot by some unhappy brothers.

For his final stop of the night, he visited Southeast Campus Housing where he reportedly fondled a sleeping resident’s ass before fleeing the house and subsequently the police.

He wasn’t on the run for long, though. The cops caught up to him hours later and slapped some charges on him. His excuse was the good ol’ “I was drunk” story.

UAH police found Musisi the same day and charged him with first-degree sexual abuse and second-degree burglary. They said Musisi admitted to being heavily intoxicated at the time.

Whatever you say, fucking weirdo.

[via AL.com]

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