Intramural Football National Signing Day

TheChampionsTour12 years ago

Thomas Eastwood III

Commitment: Theta house – Louisiana State Chapter
Rating: Five stars
Position: QB
Hometown: St. Tammany, Louisiana
Height: 6-3
Weight: 180 lbs.

Strengths:

-Former five star recruit, before tearing his rotator cuff in his throwing arm, missing his entire senior year.
-Army All-American in his junior year.
-Arm has fully healed, but was only given scholarship offers to Furman, McNeese State and Tulane. Took Theta bid instead.
-Has stated he has no interest in playing college football.
-Was a star at the rush party. Hit for the cycle (HJ, BJ, sex and titty fuck) in a six-hour period with three different girls.
-His Uncle Phil is actually “Uncle” Phil Steele. Can hook the house up with new Nike uniforms at a minimal cost.

Weaknesses:

-Might be difficult to haze since he’s pretty much the coolest kid we’ve ever bid.

Outlook: Eastwood’s reputation is already well known across campus. His grace period is still months away, but actives are already jockeying for position to become his pledge dad. His football skills are a given and he might win an unprecedented four intramural championships in his five years on campus. His legend will live on in the Theta house for decades and perhaps centuries long after he’s gone and he hasn’t even stepped foot on campus.

Worst case: He slays the wrong kind of strange and gets herpes as a freshman, ruining his confidence on and off the field.
Best case: He slays all sorts of strange, boosts the house GPA, is an awesome wingman and turns Theta into a football powerhouse.