Intramural Football National Signing Day

TheChampionsTour12 years ago

Brett Kinsey

Commitment: Phi house – Akron chapter
Rating: One star
Position: OL
Hometown: Grand Rapids, Michigan
Height: 6-5
Weight: 275 lbs.

Strengths:

-Strong as a bull.
-Decent lateral movement.
-Smart enough.

Weaknesses:

-Just a disgusting human being.
-Wants to focus on school.
-Has an ugly girlfriend that has promised to come to every game.
-Lacks confidence. Won’t stand up for himself or teammates.

Outlook: Phi was desperate for a body and snatched up the biggest guy they could find. Kinsey was a backup center for his class three team that went 1-9. Their only win came against a deaf school and they had to petition the state to even get it counted as a win.

Worst case: He brings the Phi house’s bottom tier status to an all-time low.
Best case: He shuts his ugly mouth, blocks decent enough and maybe gets Phi back to .500 for the first time in a decade.