Intramural Football National Signing Day

Alex Alderson

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Commitment: Upsilon house – Missouri Chapter
Rating: Five stars
Position: LB
Hometown: Lee‘s Summit, Missouri
Height: 6-4
Weight: 205 lbs.

Strengths:

-Terrifies opponents just by looking at them.
-Intense competitor. Winner. Drove his team to the state finals after making 45 tackles in the state playoffs alone.
-Was offered scholarships by several FCS schools, but turned them down to frat at Mizzou.
-Led team in interceptions. Absolute ball hawk.
-Can put away a case of Natty by himself in four hours.

Weaknesses:

-Will be difficult to haze during pledgeship, as he’s so intimidating.
-Game may not translate to flag football, overly physical for flag football.

Outlook: Upsilon got a great one here. He’s a terrifying figure over the middle. Opponents will probably stray away from crossing routes. Great leader of men. Was also an all-state baseball player, will be solid two-sport athlete for the house in football and softball.

Worst case: He kills a kid going over the middle.
Best case: He continues the Upsilons’ sports dominance at Mizzou, carrying them to multiple intramural and Greek Week championships.

  1. TotalRatMoveSuperPAC

    Can we stop covering sports on TFM? You guys are worse sports commentators than John Madden.

    12 years ago at 5:14 pm
  2. DrinkFishFrat

    Any kid who played backup in high school sure as hell isn’t getting any playing time.

    12 years ago at 5:20 pm
  3. Dwight D Fratenhower

    Intramural Flag Football: NF
    Turning Flag Football into full-contact: FaF

    12 years ago at 5:38 pm
  4. Fraternity Lifestyle

    Phil Steele? I’m pretty sure you mean Phil Knight. (on Thomas Eastwood III’s page)

    I actually thought this was a great article.

    12 years ago at 2:41 am