Intramural Football National Signing Day
Alex Alderson
Commitment: Upsilon house – Missouri Chapter
Rating: Five stars
Position: LB
Hometown: Lee‘s Summit, Missouri
Height: 6-4
Weight: 205 lbs.
Strengths:
-Terrifies opponents just by looking at them.
-Intense competitor. Winner. Drove his team to the state finals after making 45 tackles in the state playoffs alone.
-Was offered scholarships by several FCS schools, but turned them down to frat at Mizzou.
-Led team in interceptions. Absolute ball hawk.
-Can put away a case of Natty by himself in four hours.
Weaknesses:
-Will be difficult to haze during pledgeship, as he’s so intimidating.
-Game may not translate to flag football, overly physical for flag football.
Outlook: Upsilon got a great one here. He’s a terrifying figure over the middle. Opponents will probably stray away from crossing routes. Great leader of men. Was also an all-state baseball player, will be solid two-sport athlete for the house in football and softball.
Worst case: He kills a kid going over the middle.
Best case: He continues the Upsilons’ sports dominance at Mizzou, carrying them to multiple intramural and Greek Week championships.
This is fucking stupid.
12 years ago at 5:11 pmFucking stupid this is.
12 years ago at 11:30 pmStupid this is fucking
12 years ago at 11:39 amThis is stupid fucking.
12 years ago at 2:38 pmFucking is stupid, this.
12 years ago at 11:40 amJaxon will get a kick out of this
12 years ago at 5:12 pmCan we stop covering sports on TFM? You guys are worse sports commentators than John Madden.
12 years ago at 5:14 pmIt’s Phil Knight, not Phil Steele. Figure it out.
12 years ago at 5:19 pmAny kid who played backup in high school sure as hell isn’t getting any playing time.
12 years ago at 5:20 pm10 weakness made me LOL.
12 years ago at 5:36 pmIntramural Flag Football: NF
12 years ago at 5:38 pmTurning Flag Football into full-contact: FaF
BILLY?
12 years ago at 6:37 pmToo long. Take nap.
12 years ago at 8:53 pmPhil Steele? I’m pretty sure you mean Phil Knight. (on Thomas Eastwood III’s page)
I actually thought this was a great article.
12 years ago at 2:41 amI got my college football deities mixed up. Thanks, FL.
12 years ago at 7:52 pm