Intramural Football National Signing Day

TheChampionsTour12 years ago

Johnny “John-Boy” Elsey

Commitment: Psi house – Ole Miss Chapter
Rating: One star
Position: Punter
Hometown: St. Petersburg, Florida
Height: 6-1
Weight: 175 lbs.

Strengths:

-Big time leg.
-Former soccer player, but quit after getting burned out after senior year.
-If he’s up for it, the house’s soccer team could use a little help.
-Turned down preferred walk-on status at Florida Atlantic and Southern Miss after getting his bid from Psi.

Weaknesses:

-Can’t really help out anywhere else.
-Runs like a girl.
-Quiet, but that could be for the better as a shit-talking punter could be embarrassing.

Outlook: Psi is pretty well set everywhere else and getting Elsey just rounds out their squad for the upcoming season. You can’t question his commitment, though. He’s a team player and knows his role. A few juniors are also trying to convince him to go two-sports and play on the house’s soccer team.

Worst case: He holds out on the intramural soccer team for more than a semester and screws the house’s overall sports finish and those boners from Delta win the overall sports championship for the fifth straight semester.
Best case: He becomes a solid two-sport contributor.