Intramural Football National Signing Day

TheChampionsTour12 years ago

Jason Hill

Commitment: Chi house – Duke Chapter
Rating: Three-stars
Position: WR/LB
Hometown: Charlotte, North Carolina
Height: 6-4
Weight: 220 lbs.

Strengths:

-Really overlooked, considering his high school coach benched him his entire senior year after fumbling in the final minute of the state quarterfinal the year before.
-Was in the Rivals Top 200 Juniors list before his issues with the coach.
-Played tight end in high school, but it shouldn’t be a problem for him to transition to wideout.
-A gym rat. Works out twice a day, five days a week and only eats chicken and hard boiled eggs, but can put away two Big Mac value meals when he’s shitfaced.
-Not exactly fast, but he’s shifty and can shed coverage. Could really embarrass that Schultz fucker from Beta that talks so much shit.

Weaknesses:

-He’s crazy. Literally crazy. Might be tough to break up a fight that he’s involved in.
-Stops running routes early, won’t block downfield.
-Not a huge lady killer. Might have to pick up his slack when it comes to recruiting talent to watch on the sidelines.

Outlook: He’s a quiet, humble player that lets his performance speak for itself. He’s bigger than most DBs in intramurals and will dominate jump balls. Could throw it to him at least ten times a game and he’ll get you touchdowns. The quiet confidence will really drive opponents, especially those Beta butt pirates, insane.

Worst case: He is a serial killer and will hide bodies in the house.
Best case: He turns into the most reliable receiver on the team, destroys Beta’s intramural football program and fucks Schultz’s girlfriend.