Introducing The TFM Store
After a few years of running the greatest Greek website on the planet, we came to a shocking conclusion: “Holy shit, you guys. You can’t actually buy a shirt with the TFM logo on it.”
It took us about half a decade, but we’ve finally corrected that oversight and all is right in the world. We’d like to officially welcome you to the brand new TFM Store.
“But wait a minute,” we thought. “We can’t create an entire store and sell just one shirt. What the fuck do we do now?
Instead of just releasing 37 variations of the TFM sailboat, we decided to take a chance. We’ve created four pocket tees, three tanks, and eight beer sleeves that perfectly capture the TFM lifestyle.
We don’t suggest asking your grandma for any of these shirts for Christmas–her tears will most likely be immediately followed by cardiac arrest. These are the kinds of shirts that will get you high-fives (and possibly blow jobs) on Spring Break. These are shirts for when you’ve run out of fucks to give.
We know these shirts are insane, but we’re just getting started. This initial batch of shirts, we admit, is small, but we’re hoping to push out the best designs that you ask for on a regular basis. Let us know what shirts you want to see at store@totalfratmove.com, and we’ll do our best to provide them.
Check out the store here, and get ready to make your parents proud. Click your favorite shirt below to get right to ordering.
I’d rather use sandpaper as toilet paper for the rest of my life than wear any of those around campus
11 years ago at 1:41 pmI’m glad Fail Friday was posted on Tuesday.
11 years ago at 1:46 pmYou give rowdy gentleman a new name and expect us men just to burn our pocketbooks? How dumb do you think we are?
11 years ago at 1:48 pmI will only buy a shirt if it has a Roger Dorn wanted poster on it #justiceforthekids2014
11 years ago at 1:58 pm*high school try hard hops on computer and orders whole collection*
11 years ago at 2:20 pmSo then WTF is Rowdy Gentleman for?
11 years ago at 2:39 pmOl’ Dorno must’ve made a pass at a couple of the RG guys’ little brothers.
11 years ago at 6:29 pmRegardless of how poorly of a job Obama has done, disrespecting the office of the presidency is a piece of shit move for any American even worse is you’re trying to profit from it.
11 years ago at 9:23 pmYou must be new here.
11 years ago at 11:19 pmNo but I think it’s pretty pathetic that the site wants to act like it is so proud of America yet trying to spin a profit from douche bags are willing to buy a shirt that disrespects The same office that Ronald Reagan held.
11 years ago at 9:44 amThink about that. Obama holds the same office as Reagan. Fuck Obama
11 years ago at 12:42 pmYou should have let the people at rowdy gents to design your merch.
11 years ago at 11:24 pmI honestly believe any college fraternity man would get made fun of for wearing something like this. High school try-hards will be your main audience.
11 years ago at 1:42 am